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Emo Emu by ZwitterSaft Emo Emu by ZwitterSaft
Yeah. Done to make fun of people I dislike... they thought it was cute though. I guess I failed.

I love how I stereotyped them, which is something that they always bitch on about, and yet because they thought it was 'cute' it was okay... I mean, what if I drew a drunken mexican in an old pick-up trunk!? HUH!? WOULD IT BE CUTE THEN!?

...sorry, nothing against mexicans...just trying to prove the stereotype thing... I luvs you mexicans!

Augh... I hope no one actually reads that...

Emo Needs(I wanted to get everything so I asked someone at school):
-Converse... but "make sure you put a heart on one of them, only the hardcore Emos know what that means!" (Did I ask? What do you mean did I ask? you think I even care enough to bother? Okay then.)
-Jellies... (yeah, shh, I likes 'em too)
-Scars. Because faux suicide makes you different! ...augh.
-Slipkot shirt (What do you mean that's just like Slipknot, but without and N?). Because they [Slipknot] suck and emo bands suck. I put two and two together.
-Random safety pins
-Running eye liner
-Piercings (uhhg god... I loves them good too)
-blah blah blahhhhh...

...with only a little self mockery. o____o
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Wabujin Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2006
so that's what an emu looks like?!

*shifty eyes*
ZwitterSaft Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2006   Traditional Artist
>_> Try google image searching an emu? D:
JoshNuttall Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2005
mmm i met a lawyer once....i had to kill him almost immediatly though...i just felt so cold and dirty standing next to him on that crowded street corner...luckily no one cared, i mean...he was a lawyer....ya know.....anyway...

pass the dip...
JoshNuttall Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2005
::puts down pencil::looks down at half finished drawing of an Emo Ostrich::

...expect a call from my lawers
JoshNuttall Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2005
heh just kidding! i love it!

and anyway, an Emo Emu flows better then an Emo Ostrich ::calls off bloodsucking lawyers::

i think its awesome, consider it faved!
ZwitterSaft Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2005   Traditional Artist
Heheheheh, thank yeh! Lawyers scare meh o_o;;
Datura-Stramonium Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2005
Mahah XD I luffs. It should be like... A mascot or something.

"Feeling a little emu?"
ZwitterSaft Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2005   Traditional Artist
Hehe! Thanks... that's a great idea. o_o; know they're go for it. Most of them don't know better.

(Aughs... I feel a little bad that I'm talking about them like they're less than human :p )
asphyxiatedbliss Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2005
Haha, this is hysterical. I love your description. It's so perfect. There are so many idiot emo kids at my school, and they make me want to kill things. Great, awesome, I'm going to :+fav: it. :D
ZwitterSaft Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2005   Traditional Artist
Hehe, yups same with my school. Same with killing things... ahhhh! Thank you for the favorite! :)
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