AJ: Lookie here, Rainbow Crash. Ah was Brandon's favorite toy first, and no one is gonna take him away from me.
Dash: What the heck are talkin' 'bout? Where's that bonding strip?
AJ: And another thing: stop it with this spacepony thing! It's gettin' on mah nerves!
Dash: You sayin' you wanna lodge a complaint with Wonderbolt command?
AJ: Oh-ho, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Dash: Don't even think about it, cow-girl.
AJ: Oh, yeah, tough pony?! (pushes Dash, her helmet comes off)
Dash: *GASP* (starts choking for a few seconds, then sniffs the air) The air's...isn't toxic? How dare you try to knock off a spacepony's helmet on an uncharted planet?! My eyes coulda gotten sucked outta their sockets! (puts her helmet back on)
AJ: You actually think yer *the* Rainbow Dash? Oh, all this time, ah thought it was an act! Hey, everypony, it's the real Rainbow Dash!
Dash: You're mockin' me, Aren't you?
AJ: Oh, no no no no...DASH, LOOK AN ALIEN!