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Talkie Toaster

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I got bored and ended up drawin Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf. ^_^;;

He's shoutin hs start up alarm thingy, just for those who've not seen Red Dawrf or the episodes he's been in.

Red Dwarf and Talkie Toaster are copyrights of the BBC or Grant and Naylor or something.
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DCMrMenLittleMiss's avatar

How about some brioche?

Bloodwolf-Xx's avatar
"The accident involving me, the Toaster and a 14 pound lump hammer"

"What the smeg does howdy dooodidly doo mean?"
Loanet's avatar
"I toast, therefore I am."

That kind of behaviour, is actually called guilt tripping other people. And of course there's the time it extorts the eating of toast or it won't tell anybody what it knows.

Once I imagined Kryten trying to be helpful by installing a cheap female hologram to make it a better companion and nicer person. Of course it would backfire and Talkie Toaster would be even worse, on top of its old behaviour, using its new appearance to emotionally extort the eating of toast with suicide threats (which obviously don't mean anything coming from a toaster's hologram), and even trying to sell holographic sex to Rimmer in return for the eating of toast - which of course he couldn't do - then insulting his sexuality for having to turn it down. And yes, it would still say "Howdy Doodily Doo."

Talkie Toaster is cheap, and it's nasty. Way too cheap, and way too nasty.
GasMan22's avatar
Me: Now you listen here. You will not offer me ANY kind of bread products. Now if you do, you will be on the receiving end of a very large polo mallet.

TT: Can I ask just one question?

Me: Of course.

TT: Would anyone like any toast?

Me: Did...did you hear what I just said?!

TT: Yes, but I though you might have changed your mind in the meantime.
LashDog's avatar
Talkie toaster: Want some toast

Me: I don't want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!

Toaster: Ah so you're a waffle man!
emily-sinner-1995's avatar
I never liked that smeggin' toaster...

TT: Want some toast--?

Me: One more toast-related request, and you will be on the receiving end of a smeggin' sledgehammer!
2Scribble's avatar
Got some toast over here... some nice crisp brown hot buttered TOAST!!!!

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You don't want any toast then?
WB-RP-Dave's avatar
NO! Never! Why would ya do it Zurtech?!
LouieYellowFox's avatar
Can I ask just one question?
LouieYellowFox's avatar
Would anyone like any toast?
Itachis-killer's avatar
look I don't want any toast and he ----> :0 doesn't want any toast, in fact no one around here wants any toast, not now, not ever, no toast
LouieYellowFox's avatar
How about a muffin?
Itachis-killer's avatar
or muffins, we don't like muffins around here, we want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hotcross buns and DEFINETLY no smegging flapjacks
LouieYellowFox's avatar
Ah, so you're a waffle man.
Itachis-killer's avatar
SEE WHAT HES LIKE he winds me up man, heres reason with him
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Thejboy88's avatar
NO TOAST!

........Wait. I LIKE toast!

Lister what the HELL were you thinking?
gabbypie64's avatar
why is there no Talkie Toaster fan clup
zurtech's avatar
Cos it won't shut up? o_0
EnelyaFefalas's avatar
Aaargh! Kill it! Kill it NOW.

Love it btw. ;)
zurtech's avatar
Thankies, might do some more Red Dwarf fan art if I get some free time.
PrincessTokyoMoon's avatar
OMG THE TOASTER!!! One of the greatest characters!!
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