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Zorgotron was constructed in the early 15th century as a semi-sentient cyborg, designed to rid the world of the threat of the dodo. That noble goal accomplished, he commenced to work as a lawyer. Should the dodo one day return, he stands ready.
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner 3 hours ago   Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama? :shakefist:

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

:D 
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Crow5444 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Britney Spears - You're sweet! Thank Llama 1 Of 2Thank Llama 2 Of 2   Avatar request dydorova Chesticle Censorship   :shakenakedgirl:
Smooth boobsDaisy thanks for llama   How to Freak Out a LaLLama
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zorgotron Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
That‘s enthusiasm. No problem ;)
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Crow5444 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Britney Spears - You're sweet! You're Welcome Speech Bubble 1 - BeemoteYou're Welcome Speech Bubble 2 - Beemote  Avatar request dydorova Chesticle Censorship :shakenakedgirl:
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cemac Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thank you for the :iconlamaplz: and one in return Heart
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MarianthiZ Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the faves and the comments! Love 
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ThatEnergyVampire Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2018
Thanks for the llama my little one!
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