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Fyorl has this weird superpower of eating hamburgers without getting ANY mess on his hands. >:| BLACK MAGIC! 

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:icontheflyingwelshman1:
TheFlyingWelshman1 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018
Try turning the burger upside down while you eat it. The top bun is much more absorbent than the bottom bun.
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:iconcrossfusionx:
CrossFusionX Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018  Student Digital Artist
XD
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:iconsimplysherbert:
simplysherbert Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can eat a burger, without wearing any of it, holding it one handed. Its a very specialized superpower, but I am a waiting for my call from The Avengers any day now...especially now that they're short a bunch of people.
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:iconjackaxewell:
JackAxeWell Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2018
It's all about technique.You have to find what works for you.
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:iconwhat-the-gaff:
What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a similar problem with noodles, but I'm wondering how you can get like that with hamburger. I mean, it's got a bun. The bun is supposed to help with that.

Maybe wrap half of it in wax paper or something?
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:iconzombiesmile:
Zombiesmile Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
the bun is usually squishy soft and not exactly sturdy, it just falls apart after a few minutes, and I have small hands.... As for wax paper, if the restaurant doesn't offer any, I don't have a habit of carrying any on me usually. (the place I went to doesn't have wax paper.)
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:iconwhat-the-gaff:
What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Squishy? That doesn't sound right. Maybe you guys are getting your burgers from the wrong place.
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:iconmaymaykisekae:
maymaykisekae Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
I can relate.
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:icontedwin-knockman66:
Tedwin-Knockman66 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If i can eat almost all food without getting dirt, thats means im a dark magic lord? Actually... my real name means lord, but Justice lord
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:iconguesdon2000:
Guesdon2000 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Simple, don't eat fast or eat clean.
Not eating like you tearing apart from human body and eat a heart like EVA unit1
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:iconkalianya:
Kalianya Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
This is perfectly the problem! But the messiest ones taste the best, so you can't avoid the mess by eating something else. So cruel.
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner May 30, 2018
I think it just depends on how you hold the burger. x3
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:iconpuppyland25:
puppyland25 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a lot like Fyorl..

Sometimes it's either or.
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:iconanadminnamedpaul:
AnAdminNamedPaul Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018
Smol bites, mate. Smol bites...
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:iconisaacjralderman:
isaacjralderman Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahha I used to be like that I don't know what happened but now I never make a mess no matter what I eat must be magic
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:iconcdrake66:
cdrake66 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I relate to this on such a personal level 
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:iconchiyawa:
Chiyawa Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018
Bwa ha ha. Well, it takes lots of patience and lots of training to eat a burger without getting messy.
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:iconlovelovelove42:
lovelovelove42 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Student Interface Designer
My life XD
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:icongillyram:
GillyRam Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same
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:iconwolfy3904:
Wolfy3904 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
No matter what I'm eating or drinking, I always find a way to accidentally spill it. I swear, even if I was drinking out of a sealed cup with a straw, I'd spill it somehow. 
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:iconmagerissue:
MagerIssue Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Student General Artist
OMG THIS IS COMPLETELY WHO I AM AND WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I EAT BURGERS. sorry for all caps I just thught i was the only one.
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol i am one of the magically clean people XD i don't know how i do it, i just do
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
HOW DO YOU DO IT? ARE YOU AN ALIEN????
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh no my secret has been discovered! *flies away*
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
NOOOOOO HES ESCAPING
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*flies away into the atmosphere* you'll never get me up here! 
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
*suddenly appears above you*
I'm a Pokemon, my physics are destable in the world between worlds.
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
which pokemon are you? most that i know can't teleport. are you a gardevoir, or maybe abra? you'd have to be psychic to use teleport. 
regardless, you still won't be able to catch me *suddenly disappears*  
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
I don't need to be psychic! I have this guy! *pulls a hoopa confined out of... fur*
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:iconneije:
Neije Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
SEIZE THEM!! We must autopsy them for science!!
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you'll never catch me!! *flies up high into the atmosphere*
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Lol
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:iconranos:
Ranos Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know how people get so messy with hamburgers. Too much sauce maybe?
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:iconmullmeister:
Mullmeister Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The neat eaters club vs the messy eaters club
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:iconx-lilou-chan-x:
x-Lilou-chan-x Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Feels like I'm looking at myself and my boyfriend.... XDDD except that he's the messy one
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:icontrashstermaster:
TrashsterMaster Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's an art. If you can't perfect it, that's your problem.
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:iconfinnragexg:
FinnrageXg Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2018   Artist
lol 
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:iconhayden53:
Hayden53 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018
Small bites,apply the less pressure and enjoy your Burger or you could compress the meat with Napkins so all the fat and liquid are removed,it’s alot more healthy,but you decide how you want to eat your Burger
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:iconramilegodon:
RamileGodon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha LOL,Very good!
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:iconlorddonovan:
LordDonovan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
As a big fan of hamburgers myself, I've noticed this same mysterious disparity myself and given it some thought as well. As such, I'd say the most important question is if he eats particularly quickly? I theorize that's part of the trick, since burgers kinda... melt over time as the buns soak up the grease and condiments, and buns are what hold it all together and provide the initially clean contact surface. As a slow eater myself, mine have always pretty much dissolved by the end, and that's where things get messy due to so much hand contact required just to... stabilize them, so to speak. For about the first half, I tend to be pretty clean as well though.

So ultimately I suspect it's about speed primarily, though holding them juuuuust right could also help. I theorize that the perfect hold is a matter of minimal pressure, but applied precisely where it's needed to avoid the opposite side of the bite to all squeeze out. And beyond all that there's the question of the burger itself- if he prefers a simpler burger with less extras, that'd be a factor too. Less condiments and such means less stuff to get messy, so if you pile them up with more goodies, he's got an unfair advantage.

This might seem like a lot overthinking a trivial matter, but I saw as long as it's a mystery, you haven't thought about it enough.
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:icontrashstermaster:
TrashsterMaster Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool cool
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:iconarmycolt1998:
armycolt1998 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Ya boy Fyorl looks like Ryo from Devilman crybaby.
P.s. watch only if you can handle mature adult themes.😅
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:iconwolffire369:
WolfFire369 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2018
X)
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:iconfriend711:
FRIEND711 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
XD lol
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:iconneferu:
Neferu Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2018  Professional General Artist
Haha, ja!! Mein Mann neigt sogar dazu, die Teile mit Messer und Gabel zu essen und ich so: WIE!?? :D Mir flutscht dann alles weg.
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:iconneitleyw:
NeitleyW Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2018
OMG! This is my life!
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:iconminagi-mikoto:
Minagi-Mikoto Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018
I'm the same as you! :D
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:iconbomb-guardner:
Bomb-Guardner Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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:iconairmasterparker:
AirMasterParker Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Me too :XD:
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