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Fyorl has this weird superpower of eating hamburgers without getting ANY mess on his hands. >:| BLACK MAGIC! 

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:icontedwin-knockman66:
Tedwin-Knockman66 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If i can eat almost all food without getting dirt, thats means im a dark magic lord? Actually... my real name means lord, but Justice lord
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:iconguesdon2000:
Guesdon2000 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Simple, don't eat fast or eat clean.
Not eating like you tearing apart from human body and eat a heart like EVA unit1
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:iconkalianya:
Kalianya Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
This is perfectly the problem! But the messiest ones taste the best, so you can't avoid the mess by eating something else. So cruel.
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner May 30, 2018
I think it just depends on how you hold the burger. x3
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:iconpuppyland25:
puppyland25 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a lot like Fyorl..

Sometimes it's either or.
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:iconanadminnamedpaul:
AnAdminNamedPaul Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018
Smol bites, mate. Smol bites...
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:iconisaacjralderman:
isaacjralderman Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahha I used to be like that I don't know what happened but now I never make a mess no matter what I eat must be magic
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:iconcdrake66:
cdrake66 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I relate to this on such a personal level 
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:iconchiyawa:
Chiyawa Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018
Bwa ha ha. Well, it takes lots of patience and lots of training to eat a burger without getting messy.
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:iconlovelovelove42:
lovelovelove42 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2018  Student Interface Designer
My life XD
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:icongillyram:
GillyRam Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Same
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:iconwolfy3904:
Wolfy3904 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
No matter what I'm eating or drinking, I always find a way to accidentally spill it. I swear, even if I was drinking out of a sealed cup with a straw, I'd spill it somehow. 
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:iconmagerissue:
MagerIssue Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Student General Artist
OMG THIS IS COMPLETELY WHO I AM AND WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I EAT BURGERS. sorry for all caps I just thught i was the only one.
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol i am one of the magically clean people XD i don't know how i do it, i just do
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Student Digital Artist
HOW DO YOU DO IT? ARE YOU AN ALIEN????
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh no my secret has been discovered! *flies away*
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
NOOOOOO HES ESCAPING
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*flies away into the atmosphere* you'll never get me up here! 
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
*suddenly appears above you*
I'm a Pokemon, my physics are destable in the world between worlds.
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
which pokemon are you? most that i know can't teleport. are you a gardevoir, or maybe abra? you'd have to be psychic to use teleport. 
regardless, you still won't be able to catch me *suddenly disappears*  
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I don't need to be psychic! I have this guy! *pulls a hoopa confined out of... fur*
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:iconneije:
Neije Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
SEIZE THEM!! We must autopsy them for science!!
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you'll never catch me!! *flies up high into the atmosphere*
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:iconbgamestheinfernape:
Bgamestheinfernape Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Lol
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:iconranos:
Ranos Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know how people get so messy with hamburgers. Too much sauce maybe?
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:iconmullmeister:
Mullmeister Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The neat eaters club vs the messy eaters club
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:iconx-lilou-chan-x:
x-Lilou-chan-x Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Feels like I'm looking at myself and my boyfriend.... XDDD except that he's the messy one
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:icontrashstermaster:
TrashsterMaster Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's an art. If you can't perfect it, that's your problem.
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:iconfinnragexg:
FinnrageXg Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2018   Artist
lol 
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:iconhayden53:
Hayden53 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018
Small bites,apply the less pressure and enjoy your Burger or you could compress the meat with Napkins so all the fat and liquid are removed,it’s alot more healthy,but you decide how you want to eat your Burger
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:iconramilegodon:
RamileGodon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha LOL,Very good!
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:iconlorddonovan:
LordDonovan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
As a big fan of hamburgers myself, I've noticed this same mysterious disparity myself and given it some thought as well. As such, I'd say the most important question is if he eats particularly quickly? I theorize that's part of the trick, since burgers kinda... melt over time as the buns soak up the grease and condiments, and buns are what hold it all together and provide the initially clean contact surface. As a slow eater myself, mine have always pretty much dissolved by the end, and that's where things get messy due to so much hand contact required just to... stabilize them, so to speak. For about the first half, I tend to be pretty clean as well though.

So ultimately I suspect it's about speed primarily, though holding them juuuuust right could also help. I theorize that the perfect hold is a matter of minimal pressure, but applied precisely where it's needed to avoid the opposite side of the bite to all squeeze out. And beyond all that there's the question of the burger itself- if he prefers a simpler burger with less extras, that'd be a factor too. Less condiments and such means less stuff to get messy, so if you pile them up with more goodies, he's got an unfair advantage.

This might seem like a lot overthinking a trivial matter, but I saw as long as it's a mystery, you haven't thought about it enough.
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:icontrashstermaster:
TrashsterMaster Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool cool
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:iconarmycolt1998:
armycolt1998 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Ya boy Fyorl looks like Ryo from Devilman crybaby.
P.s. watch only if you can handle mature adult themes.😅
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:iconwolffire369:
WolfFire369 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2018
X)
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:iconfriend711:
FRIEND711 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
XD lol
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:iconneferu:
Neferu Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2018  Professional General Artist
Haha, ja!! Mein Mann neigt sogar dazu, die Teile mit Messer und Gabel zu essen und ich so: WIE!?? :D Mir flutscht dann alles weg.
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:iconneitleyw:
NeitleyW Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2018
OMG! This is my life!
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:iconminagi-mikoto:
Minagi-Mikoto Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018
I'm the same as you! :D
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:iconbomb-guardner:
Bomb-Guardner Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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:iconairmasterparker:
AirMasterParker Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Me too :XD:
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:iconc-georgina-luna:
C-Georgina-Luna Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I relate to this on so many levels!
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:iconbishieluver01:
Bishieluver01 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2018
I've learned if you let go of the burger at any time IT WILL FALL APART. I still can't eat a burger cleanly... I think it's the larger mouth.
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:iconanohavestala:
AnohaVestala Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
The trick is you hold the burger just light enough so it can't fall apart, then you take small bites. At least, that's how it works for me, but I'm picky about how I eat in public. Heh.
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:iconcanadiancolin:
CanadianColin Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2018
I managed to not create a mess while eating a very big burger today, for the first time in my life!....... One of my greatest accomplishments 
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:iconanohavestala:
AnohaVestala Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha. Glad to hear it. :D
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:iconbelcris:
Belcris Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Too cute.  Also fairly certain my last few dates have the same problem.
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:iconvireeart:
VireeArt Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xPandyx thats EXACTLY me! xD ♥
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:iconelcatrind36:
ElCatrinD36 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i ask the same, i end up with a holy mess in the table 
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