''South Park'' Live-Action Movie Fan Cast

This right here is the biggest fan cast I've done to date.

This is one me and my dad have been talking about for quite some time, South Park is still in the 4th grade, after 15 1/2 seasons. And my dad was like "Shouldn't they be at their 10-Year High School Reunion by now?" The characters we know are high school seniors, and have gone through multiple changes, Physically and Mentally (ex. Cartman losing all that weight over the years). And for the sequel, SOUTH PARK 2: GOING DOWN FOR REAL, with Scott Tenorman as the villain, they're in college. This is a remake of BIGGER, LONGER, & UNCUT, but with high school elements (high school rallies, sneaking into drive-ins, Friday night football games, Prom), my favorite moments from Season 18 (I finished a fan script after the 18th season ended), no musical numbers, and no Gregory.

This South Park project is called "SOUTH PARK: TALK DIRTY", the beginning of a 4-Part franchise, then comes the prequels and character spin-offs.



Update: 2/26/2017 - Had to recast Uncle Jimbo because my original choice, Bill Paxton, died of surgery complications
Update: 5/24/2020 - Updated with new style and changed some castings around, and made a better casting for Ike Broflovski
Update: 3/03/2023 - Casting changes/updates; the Marsh family to reflect my real-life family (Latino on mom's side, and white on dad's side). I see Stan in myself at times when I watch the show.



-Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Dark Humor, Fantasy, Teen, War
-Director: Tim Miller
-Distributors: Paramount Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures
-Production Companies: Skydance Productions, Comedy Central Studios
-Runtime: 2hr17min
-In Theaters, RealD 3D, Dolby Cinema & IMAX 3D
-The Entire film will be shot with IMAX 3D Digital Cameras

-Rated R: Sequences of Violence, Pervasive Language Throughout, Strong Crude Sexual Content and Some Graphic Nudity - Some Involving Teens

 


Plot:

High school students Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, and Kyle's adopted Canadian brother Ike, who is in middle school, go to the movies to see first Terrance and Phillip movie Asses of Fire, but ignore the warning about the R rating for crude jokes and excessive language. After the movie, the boys head down to Stark's Pond to impress everyone else, and causes them to want to see the movie, including Stan's girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger.

On Monday at school, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman get in trouble for using the word "fuck" in front of Mr. Garrison. Their mothers are called in to address the incident and try to figure out where the boys learned such language. Cartman confesses that they heard it from a movie called Asses of Fire, which upsets Sheila, Kyle's mother. Chef tells the boys that mothers are overprotective, and the boys discuss Kyle's mom's reaction. Later, Mr. Mackey announces a ban on all things related to Terrance and Phillip, which results in the entire school being sent home for wearing T&P merchandise.

After attending a rehab session led by Mr. Mackey, the kids are reminded that swearing is unacceptable. Despite this, they sneak off to see the T&P movie where Cartman and Kenny engage in a debate about the possibility of igniting farts. A $50 bet leads to Kenny setting his fart on fire and accidentally catching himself on fire. Tragedy strikes when an ambulance, on its way to help Kenny, is struck by a dildo truck and then a gasoline truck, resulting in an explosion that claims Kenny's life. As a result, the furious mothers ground Stan, Kyle, and Butters for the remainder of the week, and extend Cartman's punishment until the end of the following week.

After Kenny's death, Sheila and other mothers form M.A.C. (Mothers Against Canadians) and protest his rejection from Heaven. Meanwhile, Stan's older sister, Shelly, is tasked with watching over the boys but ends up listening to Madonna in her room. The boys watch Late Night with Conan O'Brien and witness the live arrest of Terrance and Phillip. In response, Canada bombs the Hoover Dam.

At school, Mr. Garrison is forced to teach the mother's lesson plans instead of his own. Meanwhile, an assembly is called to announce the execution of Terrance and Phillip, which leads to a discussion about freedom of speech and censorship. There is tension when Cartman blames Sheila for everything, but things take an unexpected turn when she shows up. Later, Cartman becomes part of an experiment involving the V-Chip, a device that electrocutes the subject if they swear.

The boys are no longer grounded, and they plan to meet up at the Drive-In for a "Haunted House" Double Feature. The girls, friends of Wendy's, arrive in separate vehicles, while Kyle sneaks the other guys in. Bebe Stevens, Wendy's best friend, is a no-show, but later shows up after revealing that she had skipped a period, speaking directly to Heidi Turner, Millie Larsen, and Esther. The news spreads quickly, and Clyde Donovan suggests that Kyle take Bebe to Senior Prom while he goes with Annie Knitts. Kyle and Bebe start an official relationship.

The group of boys from South Park, including Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Cartman, decide to form La Resistance after the mothers in town express a desire to burn everything Canadian. Cartman is upset about the V-Chip restricting him from saying certain words. Meanwhile, in Hell, Satan is torturing Kenny until Saddam Hussein, who is revealed to be Satan's lover, shows up. Satan learns about the war between America and Canada and a prophecy stating that if the blood of two innocent Canadians touches Earth's soil, he will rule the world.

Kenny tries to convince Satan to leave Saddam, but without success. Meanwhile, Saddam convinces Satan to return to Earth to rule together. At the same time, Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters stumble upon a video featuring Cartman's mom. They receive a message instructing them to sneak out for a meeting at Whistlin' Willy's. Accidentally seeing Kenny's ghost, Cartman learns that if Terrance and Phillip die, Satan and Saddam will rule the world. The group devises a plan to rescue Terrance and Phillip during a USO Show, enlisting the help of "The Mole" to carry out their plan.

Canadians are being sentenced to "death camps," forcing Kyle to hide Ike in his attic. The boys meet The Mole. The USO begins, and everyone is in position, Bebe tells Kyle she's not pregnant. Stan and Kyle blend in with the audience while Cartman and Butters go to turn off the power, and The Mole digs underneath to free Terrance and Phillip, with performances by Winona Ryder (who also plays Kenny's Mom) with her ping pong ball trick. The boys buy Cartman and Butters more time by forcing Randy to perform Cock Magic. Cartman and Butters are close to turning off the power until they are frightened by Kenny's ghost telling them it's too late, failing to turn off the power. The Mole is spotted as he is so close to rescuing Terrance and Phillip, he is then chased through the tunnel he dug by guard dogs, and is critically wounded, and then dies of his wounds. The boys are now desperate to run up and face their mothers before Terrance and Phillip can be executed, explaining Kenny's warning. The adults ignore it and proceed with the execution, but then Canada attacks and war rages out. Cartman turns off the switch, Stan informs the other of La Resistance, waiting in the forest, that they have the assets.

After taking cover from gunfire and explosions, Stan accidentally trips over an active grenade and dies in the ensuing explosion. The mothers, except for Sheila, realize the devastating consequences of the war and set out to find their children, not wanting them to suffer the same fate as Kenny. As Stan's body is blasted into the forest, Wendy mourns his death, joined by Kyle and others. However, Stan wakes up in Hell and reunites with Kenny, discovering that La Resistance is still active. He is then sent back to Earth, coming back to life. La Resistance appears on the battlefield, ready to defend Terrance and Phillip.

In an eventful and chaotic turn of events, Cartman's V-Chip malfunctions, leading to a series of unexpected occurrences. The breaking of the V-Chip results in Butters getting shocked, while everyone around is armed to protect their freedom of speech. After a brief ceasefire, a tragic incident led to the rise of Satan and Saddam Hussein. Sheila's actions lead to accusations of spilling innocent blood, prompting a chaotic sequence involving a demon and a confrontation involving ultimate swears. Eventually, Satan and Stan send Saddam down to Hell, and Kenny's wish restores everything to normal, reuniting Terrance and Phillip, and even resulting in a kiss between Wendy and Stan.

One Month Later: The night of Senior Prom, the parents take photos of their kids before going to the dance. Who goes with who:

- Stan & Wendy

- Kyle & Bebe

- Cartman & Red

- Kenny & Lola

- Butters & Esther

- Craig & Heidi

- Clyde & Annie

- Tolkien & Nichole

- Tweek & Millie

At the Senior Prom, held in Denver at the Broncos Stadium, chaos ensues when Saddam unexpectedly appears, targeting Stan. La Resistance, still active, fights back against Saddam's demon army. Stan ultimately defeats Saddam, saving the night. The evening concludes with Stan and Wendy being crowned Prom King and Queen, a live performance by Lorde (Randy), and a joyous night of dancing.