South Park 3: We Could Be Heroes

So this is the sequel to South Park: Talk Dirty & South Park 2: Going Down For Real, this one goes down a much more recent/familiar route, the superheroes. Plus, this is about the life of La Resistance officially being done with school forever and trying to live a normal life, where making YouTube videos is how they make money, but then crime has been going up ever since they left South Park, meaning it is time to go back to being superheroes. And has more of the expansion pack to the South Park Fan Cast.
 
 
 
 
 

Shortly after South Park University was destroyed, everyone's degrees come in the mail, resulting in the members of La Resistance officially being done with school forever. And now that they're all grown up, they leave South Park because of a good deal with nine two-story apartments are available in Denver. And for how they got the money, YouTube sent the four boys one large check for their video of Mr. Mackey, becoming the best "Shooting Stars" meme of all time. As it is time to officially time to say goodbye to their hometown to live their own lives, it is clear that their degrees in acting and editing would pay off in the form of YouTube videos. Officially driving to their new two-story apartments to live a dope-ass life.

It turns into a good life, as each couple is settles in to enjoy their new life making big bucks with YouTube videos. It turns into something more romantic for Stan and Wendy. Until... the news brings an emergency broadcast from South Park: the crime rate has increased dramatically. Starting with the Community Center being blown up by an old enemy of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. Their old enemy, Trent Boyett, who started a fire in preschool for the boys to pee out, and caught their preschool teacher, Mrs. Claridge, on fire, resulting in his arrest and blamed the boys for the fire, but it was Trent who started the fire in the first place. The explosion resulted in many people dead, and Sharon Marsh is among the dead. Stan never felt more pain than he ever did in his life. At the funeral, La Resistance gives out a 21-Gun Salute, for all of those who were killed.

After the funeral, Stan swears he will get his revenge. For the first time in 10 years, he decides to go back to his superhero alias: Toolshed. Stan grabs a few new tools to fight, such as a nail gun, and a crowbar. Trent's next attack is at South Park High during student registration for the next year; he takes hostages, he and his goons corner everyone in the gym; his goons were given to him by his contact. As Stan/Toolshed bursts through the hallways shooting Trent's goons with the nail gun and bashing brains in with the crowbar, he reaches the gym, he sees Trent dead in the eyes and remembers the accident he caused back in preschool. Trent has an RPG aimed at the students and faculty, as Stan/Toolshed is about to use his new grapple gun on Trent, pulling him away, dropping the RPG. It fires at Trent, killing him, Stan/Toolshed survives the blast. As the school thanks Stan/Toolshed, he leaves the bodies of Trent's goons laying around to leave an example of what happens when the worst of bad guys cross paths with a member of Coon & Friends (or Freedom Pals).

While returning to the apartments back in Denver, Wendy is the only one to notice that Stan went out and saved South Park High from Trent Boyett. Wendy comforts Stan to cope with his another form of PTSD, from his days as Toolshed during the days the Coon & Friends were at war with the Freedom Pals. Another major attack hits South Park, only this time, it's the Woodland Critters. As Stan sets out to go out to fight those creatures that Cartman created through a storybook when they were kids, Wendy decides that Stan is not going alone. Wendy reveals to Stan that when they were kids, she is the city's first female superhero: Call Girl. And together, Stan/Toolshed and Wendy/Call Girl do battle together against the Woodland Critters. As the two fight off the critters, Alternate Universe Human Kite appears for no reason, and interrupts the fight, acting like a Jewish stereotype. And all it took to destroy these creatures was Wendy activating CHINPOKOMON GO!, causing a stampede to trample over the Woodland Critters, injuring them badly, resulting in nails in their heads.

Another superhero battle won, and it's back to Denver, where Stan can do one thing he's been wanting to do. Suddenly, there are bodies of aides laying around the apartments, Kyle and Bebe were the only ones to lead La Resistance in another gunfight. They got it all on camera and show it to Stan and Wendy. As Stan/Toolshed and Wendy/Call Girl reveal themselves and tell them that it is time to go back to being superheroes and that if there is one person who has aides, it's Jared Fogle. Cartman decides that it is time to reunite the Coon & Friends for another fight and bring in new members to the team. The new members are Jimmy/Fastpass, Timmy/Professor Timothy, Scott Malkinson/Captain Diabetes, Bebe/Shoe Girl, Red/ChiRed, Nicole/Black Cupid, Annie/Galaxy Huntress, Heidi/Red Tiger, Millie/Jungle Queen, Esther/Chiller & Lola/Flamer. Butters has decided to ditch the Professor Chaos persona, and becomes a true Coon & Friends member: White Warlock.

It is time to fight off the aides and place Jared back into prison before he attempts to rape more kids. Alternate Universe Human Kite appears for no reason, and interrupts the fight, acting like a Jewish stereotype. But they succeed, but only Kenny/Mysterion dies, resulting in Kenny being reborn again. Coon & Friends is officially back in business. As the news about the heroic actions of the Coon & Friends' return is interrupted by a shadowy figure with a disguised voice, threatening to nuke South Park unless Coon & Friends attempt to fight him, and without their La Resistance licenses to kill. And it seems they have no choice but to come to South Park to fight the shadowy figure without their masks, but, they slipped their licenses to kill inside their outfits.

Returning to South Park yet again to meet the demands of the shadowy figure, and it turns out, it is Craig/Super Craig's arch-nemesis, Michael Chertoff, the head of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Who once tried to take over the world by ridding the world of Peruvian pan flute bands, and releasing giant guinea pigs on to the world. Chertoff is revealed as the contact to Trent Boyett, the Woodland Critters, and Jared. As the team put plugs in their ears and attempts to release pan flute bands, driving the guinea pigs away from South Park, and Super Craig takes out Chertoff. It turns out they lied to Chertoff by revealing they brought their licenses to kill, making all of this okay with both themselves and the law. Alternate Universe Human Kite appears for no reason, and interrupts the fight, acting like a Jewish stereotype. Chertoff is placed in the same prison cell as Jared. Stan/Toolshed has had enough, and does the one thing he wanted to do since arriving to Denver: Propose to Wendy/Call Girl, she said "Yes."

It is the day we've all been waiting for, Stan and Wendy are getting married, and they all (groom, groomsmen, best man, bride, bridesmaids, and maid of honor) enter down the aisle with new original dance moves set to Chris Brown's "Forever," based on that one video on YouTube. Stan wears an all-black dress shirt, and a black necktie. Wendy wears a purple off-the-shoulder tea-length princess-style dress (it's so puffy), with matching gloves, high heels, and tiara.

Groom: Stan
Bride: Wendy
Best Man: Kyle
Maid of Honor: Bebe
Groomsmen: Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Clyde, Tolkien, Tweek
Bridesmaids: Red, Lola, Esther, Heidi, Annie, Nicole, Millie

Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's Dad, is the Officiant, and closes out with the last five words "You may kiss the bride," after both Stan and Wendy say "I do." And then the bride and groom have their wedding dance to Zayn's "PILLOWTALK," all the groomsmen, bridesmaids, and the Office cast join in, and as the song ends, Stan and Wendy kiss once more.

Wedding Dance Choreography: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QjSlA…