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So this is the sequel to South Park: Talk Dirty, and I have decided to name each movie after certain modern day pop songs. I have been going around for different stories and created one about the Ginger kids being ostracized by the people of South Park, and La Resistance is different this time because they're hating college life. And partially serves as an expansion pack to the South Park Fan Cast.
Two years have passed since defeating Saddam Hussein, and now, it is the end of their second year of college at South Park University. Everyone hated going to college, the boys are in woodshop class, and the girls are in home ec. Everyone appears to be suffering from PTSD following Saddam's defeat. As the last minute of the semester strikes, everyone destroys useless schoolwork with the tools used in the classrooms and started a bonfire. The bonfire is to throw the useless schoolwork into. Finally coming home for the summer until having to go back in the fall. And this time, they were in charge of what they do over the summer.
On a weekend while sleeping in, everyone is awakened early to go to church on Saturday. Something is suspicious, but Father Maxi just went with it, La Resistance is still a thing, carrying guns wherever they go. As Father Maxi talks God and stuff, the adults make pedophile priest jokes, while the members of La Resistance sit in the back making fun of the bible. Then bursting through the doors, is a mysterious figure, Scott Tenorman, and he wants to destroy South Park for his people, Ginger Kids, after being ostracized. He was the one who set up the Saturday church and tied Mayor McDaniels up in her office. As his Ginger goons burned down the church, Tenorman kills Kenny to prove a point, prompting La Resistance begins to fight back. Other characters flee as the fight goes on, and then, the last of the Ginger goons are shot dead by Mayor McDaniels. This may not be the last we see of Scott Tenorman, but then Kenny is reborn again after the fight. Nobody even thought Tenorman would be back, so, everyone just ignored him. Everyone spends their summer doing whatever, outdoor campfires in the backyards, projectors showing old Disney animated movies, skinny dipping into Stark's Pond at night, etc.
Summer ends on the day after Labor Day, which is the day schools should be starting, and all of a sudden, it's back to South Park University for another year. The teacher they get is Ms. Choksondik, who, nobody likes. After class, Stan gets a phone call from Sharon, telling him that Randy has Testicular Cancer, and his balls are huge, using them as a hoppity hop. Randy is cool with it so that he can get medical marijuana. Stan is worried if his dad would still be around for graduation. October 19th, it's Stan's 21st Birthday, and to celebrate, Whistlin' Willy's is having Karaoke Night, thanks to Skeeter's Bar lending their karaoke machine to WW for the night (Fun Fact: Skeeter is Red McArthur's father). Stan and Wendy sing to "Good Time" by Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen.
Halloween comes, and there's a costume party being held at South Park High School. La Resistance is using it as a way to cope with their PTSD. The boys go as Marvel heroes while the girls go as Sexy Disney Princesses (Example: goo.gl/Cfg5iV@ & goo.gl/KMxAM3@).
Costumes:
- Stan & Wendy: Captain America & Elsa
- Kyle & Bebe: Thor & Cinderella
- Cartman & Red: Hulk & Merida
- Kenny & Lola: Iron Man & Belle
- Butters & Esther: Ant-Man & Mulan
- Craig & Heidi: Doctor Strange & Anna
- Clyde & Annie: Star-Lord & Aurora
- Tolkien & Nicole: Black Panther & Tiana
- Tweek & Millie: Spider-Man & Jasmine
On the way, they start noticing Ginger kids popping out, they have Pinkeye, shooting them out along the way to the party. Arriving at the school just in time for the party, Scott Tenorman attempts to do "Here's Johnny!" from The Shining, but everyone has their guns pointed at him. Tenorman retreats, the town wants him to fuck off, calling off an assault from the rest of his goons.
November is Distracted Driver Awareness Month, a month dedicated to people killed by distracted drivers. The numbers have gone up since the release of CHINPOKOMON GO! A memorial is being held on the football field at South Park High, with La Resistance there. Stan is in charge of the 51-Gun Salute. Among the victims: Kenny. Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker sing the memorial song "Put It Down." Kenny is reborn after the memorial. The holidays come, and Clyde Donovan throws a Holiday Party at his place. Kyle is invited, because religion is out of the question, and everyone goes around and guesses their "Secret Santa."
It's back to South Park University after Winter Break, and the teacher is Ms. Choksondik again. But her voice appears to be off, and it is revealed to be a Ginger disguised as their teacher, as a shootout begins in the classroom, Ginger kids seem to be everywhere around the campus. Scott Tenorman had killed Ms. Choksondik by putting early-stage Sea Monkeys in her coffee. Despite the shootout, Detective Harris decides to close the campus until further notice. As the 18 get their stuff to go home, their day couldn't get any worse, but it does. A Ginger with an RPG-7 blows up the parking lot, which involves their cars/trucks/SUVs/motorcycles getting destroyed in the process, as well as Kenny getting struck by a wheel and killed. And the only way to get home is by bus, and the bus driver is Ms. Crabtree, and the bus ride home gets worse because they are on a bus stuck with the University's Special-Ed kids, or, "Retarded Kids" as some would say. The 18 add two new members to La Resistance: Jimmy Vulmer and Timmy Burch, after overhearing a joke on the bus and a "TIMMY!" Kenny is reborn again before getting on the bus.
Until they reopen the University, the 18 spend most of their time at South Park High, cutting down on their case of PTSD, setting up school events. The school does pay volunteers, just enough money to rebuild their vehicles. The University calls and says they are holding an End-of-the-year gala (to say goodbye to the graduating students), and are looking for volunteers to set up the event, and the 18 volunteer. While setting up the gala, Cartman is the first one to notice it's a trap set up by the Gingers, so they decide not to act suspiciously. Cartman reveals what he saw to the group, and so Stan makes a call.
It is the night of the gala, and thanks to Chef, he secretly made Ginger cupcakes, filled with laxatives. Everyone decides to split up while Stan, Wendy, Kenny, Lola, Tweek, and Millie stay and not look suspicious, but have earpieces to communicate with each other. Clyde, Annie, Tolkien, Nicole, Kyle, and Bebe go search for the Dean's computer, to find the last few sightings of the school's staff, and to find bombs placed around the campus (Tenorman has the switch). Cartman, Red, Craig, Heidi, Butters, and Esther end up finding the other half of the staff members held hostage in the library. Everyone's been exposed, and a shootout occurs, but then suddenly, as guns kept firing, Randy, and a bunch of other men around town have giant balls, trampling a bunch of Gingers, and there is also support from the Special Ed. Kids, led by Timmy and Jimmy. Suddenly, the last fight occurs between La Resistance and Scott Tenorman, to which Tenorman reveals to Cartman that he is his half-brother, and Tenorman's father is Cartman's biological father and wanted revenge on Cartman for turning his parents into chili. As Tenorman keeps spouting exposition, everyone in La Resistance opens fire and kills Tenorman. As Tenorman's body falls, the detonator hits the floor, exploding the campus, and decide, "Fuck it, we hated college." Everyone walks out in an epic slow-mo group shot, and decide, to not come back to this shithole. Everyone in South Park witnesses the destruction of the college. Mr. Mackey accidentally eats one of the cupcakes filled with laxatives, and shits his pants like crazy and becomes a rocket, turning himself into a "Shooting Stars Meme." Mr. Mackey ends up on YouTube, but the video gets Butters grounded.