Literature
That Damn Kirby!
Pairing: Jimmy Hopkins/Kirby Olsen
Summary: There are two Kirbys at Bullworth Academy. One is only seen on the football field and in the gym, wearing his P.E. uniform. Hardly anyone notices him, and that includes Jimmy, the boy he so desperately wants to kiss, but can't. Fed up with seeing his other self constantly make out with his crush, he decides to do something about it. CRACK
A/N: If you talk to the version of Kirby in the P.E. uniform, you can't give him flowers, and no kiss is possible. It's even weirder because he'll still flirt with you, and get angry if he sees you kissing someone else. Yes, that person can even be himself.
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