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dAmn It Search

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Wish we were able to search our wonderfully witty words? Well, wook no further! With dAmn It Search, you can just type in a few key words and through the magic of MySQL Fulltext (srsly dunno how that works, but it does) you'll get some nifty results in no time.

Once you've installed the script just go to the regular dAmn It page, and you'll see a new Search link at the top. Just click that link to go to the Search page, type in your query and hit Enter!

Avatars are b0rked, since I didn't feel like storing the proper path. Might fix that in a later version. Also no pagination, so if you search "penis" and get a few hundred results then, well, you probably deserved it.

Inspired by and based on `frozenpandaman's


Edit: Forgot to mention, my server's going through the quotes and storing them for search, and it updates roughly once per hour. It'll lag slightly behind the real dAmn It, but all the quotes are moderated anywho, so no biggie.

'Course, this means when you search you're sending your queries to my server...so, fair warning? :B
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NeycuuRose1's avatar
NeycuuRose1Hobbyist General Artist
WTF is a dou----OH THOSE THINGS
KnightOfBreath's avatar
Is it possible to improve upon it a little? The results are limited. I wanted to create a small database of all of my quotes, but the server isn't returning all of them. ^^;
namenotrequired's avatar
namenotrequiredProfessional Interface Designer
Found this recently, doesn't work for me... :paranoid: was it broken by some dA update or something? :D
brennennn's avatar
yes, omg! :faint:
catluvr2's avatar
catluvr2Hobbyist General Artist
When I get my internet back, I'm installing this. :boogie:

yay, I made it in the preview! :shower:
SwanArt's avatar
SwanArtHobbyist Artist
If you don't have (or had) internet how did you send this???
catluvr2's avatar
catluvr2Hobbyist General Artist
I went somewhere that HAD the internet. :B
XxBeatenChildxX's avatar
XxBeatenChildxXHobbyist Traditional Artist
? i'm confused ? :hmm:
dbestarchitect's avatar
dbestarchitectProfessional Interface Designer
Mucho effective.

:community::iconsaysplz: Thanks Mister Zikes!
jezebe11e's avatar
Excellent! :excited:
MissingHorcrux's avatar
Faaabuluous, thank you. <3
realillusions's avatar
Without installing this...why not just include the script for every dAmn It page, and have the XHR redirect you to your search ';page', instead of requiring going to another page beforehand? It's a subtle difference, but dA has their search on every page by default, so it'd be more streamlined.

Although, if you've done that and I've misinterpreted, then carry on. :D
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zikesProfessional Artist
Nope, you interpreted correctly, I was just looking for a blank slate to work with :paranoid:
frozenpandaman's avatar
frozenpandaman General Artist
This is fantastic. :faint: Thank you! :love:
Stickmanwww's avatar
StickmanwwwProfessional Digital Artist
not working for me in FF2 :Y
Synfull's avatar
SynfullHobbyist Artist
:la:
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mbqlovesottawaStudent Artisan Crafter
:excited:
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zikesProfessional Artist
Lightbox tiem! :la:
Tryangle's avatar
TryangleProfessional General Artist
:B
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KatataEtcHobbyist Digital Artist
:clap: cool :dummy:
wisdom-of-trees's avatar
wisdom-of-treesProfessional Digital Artist
Penis...
zikes's avatar
zikesProfessional Artist
Somebody get this woman the penis she deserves!


Y'know, in that context that branch on your tree looks kinda like a...:o
wisdom-of-trees's avatar
wisdom-of-treesProfessional Digital Artist
I have a tree penis. Damn, that never even occurred to me.
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