100 things--Org. 13
100 things you should never do if you join Org. Thirteen.
1. Never tell Xemnas his weapon is copyright of George Lucas.
2. Dont run around weilding Xemnas's 'lightsabers' yelling "LOL I R DARTH VADER!!"
3. Never, and I repeat, NEVER steal Xigbar's eyepatch.
4. In addition to number three, never steal his ponytail band.
5. Dont make fun of the scar, either.
6. Dont give Saix anything that involves dogs.
7. Dont tell Saix that he is a 'Xemnas-suck-up.'
8. Dont start bringing up Axel x Roxas things during a meeting.
9. Dont fall of your chair during a meeting.
10. Dont. Ever. Tell. Xemnas. About. His. Yaoi. Pairings.
11. Dont go trick-or-treating dressed as Saix.
12. Dont make fun of Demyx. (Ok... You can do this one for all anybody cares, actually.)
13. Dont dye Zexion's robes pink.
14. Dont bust into a random room, hug Zexion and yell 'Cheer up, Emo Kid!'
15. Never steal one of Xaldin's lances and stab a random person with it.
16. Dont bring animals into the castle.
17. Dont call everyo