Submission for the 2017 Deviantart.com April Fools Day. An original Comedy Ice Ray Academy story 2017 was already turning out to be a weird year without counting the weirdness caused by or happening to the magic users of Earth. The previous fall a human business man with the odd moniker of Trump had against all odds succeeded in becoming the newest president of the United States of America. Since he came into office though, not only had demons been appearing more around the world but oddly enough all were Pear Demons. Now don't get me wrong, there are such things as demons that appear from images made from imaginations, but it was rare tha

This is an Ice Ray Academy series story. It was an extremely cold winter in North America that broke every known record for freezing temperatures. So cold in fact that many magical Fae beings that thrived in the cold temperatures awoke from hibernation after centuries of sleep and with this awakening, Ice Ray Academy sent forth Jayariel Drillowup and Corrine Daniels to guarantee that mortals who were unaware of these magical beings stayed safe. Unknown though even to the Child Goddess Aphrael, a new threat had emerged as well. An ancient ice demon that unfortunately looked very much like The Abominable Snowman (Yeti) had awoken from its icy

This cave has turned out to be a bit of a find. It’s not very wide but very deep and faces directly south over SHC. Lovely views of the devastation and rebuilding. The worms seem to like it too, lights out from 10:30 to 13:30 every day. They don’t seem to be getting much of a tan for all the sunbathing they are doing but wow! I seem to be able to get a much better recharge that sees me through the rest of the day and night. They have been very busy little worms too. One of the walls has been completely flattened and I can see there is some kind of writing in the bottom right corner. The writing is microscopic but seems to be a jou

Sitting in my plastic bath watching the changing light as another day ended, I was a bit surprised to see a familiar face pop up over the edge of the entrance to my cave. A bruised and battered face that in a human would have carried at least one black eye. “Hey G’Kar. How did you get up here?” “Been working on my agility.” “Yeah. Right. How’s that working out for you.” “Haha. Police brutality this one. And corruption. Well theft really.” “How do you work that out?” “Well, you know I said I’d been doing some mercenary work? Xeno policing?” “