Trust me, it's better in real life.
Well, in spite of all the bullshit i've been through in the past five weeks, my evil plans are coming into fution.
Soon i will have enough d** to build the d** ship and travel to d** planet!
Wait, wrong evil plot.
*skips through pages of evil plots*
Ah, here we are, plan Zeta Phi Chi Sigma. And if it sounds like some twisted college frat, then all the more better.
I has many evil plots. This one, if i can pull it off, shall be the GRETEST EVAR!!!