"...Never trust a flower."
"JUST KEEP GOING EAST AND YOU'LL BE AT THE BARRIER IN NO TIME!" Papyrus assured the human as he escorted them out of the house. "AND IF YOU GET LOST, YOU HAVE MY CELL NUMBER SO I CAN HELP YOU!"
Gaster prowled behind them, tense for the moment Papyrus would leave them alone. As soon as the human headed for Waterfall...
"hey, i'm gettin' off to a late start this morning," Sans spoke up suddenly. "which means it's time for my break." He turned to the human. "how's about you and me get somethin' at grillby's before you go?"
"Food poisoning is not the same as a blaster to the face," Gaster muttered to Sans.
"you wanted to chat with pap, you get to chat with pap," Sans hissed back. He sauntered off with the human trailing.
Papyrus beamed at Gaster. "ISN'T THIS GREAT? MY PLAN WORKED! THE HUMAN IS MY FRIEND NOW. THEY WON'T HURT ASGORE-DAD."
"Why do you assume that?"
"I TOLD THEM NOT TO! I SAID ASGORE WAS MY