Literature
Chapter 38: 3 Squares and a Loud
A parody of the episode: 3 Squares and an Ed
At Clyde’s house, Rusty looks ahead, bored. Clyde pops out behind him, a huge grin spread across his face and he’s wearing a helmet.
“Try to contain yourself, Rusty! The adrenaline of irreverence can be quite overwhelming!” He speaks with a quieter voice. “We’re so bad.”
“What are you giving me here, laundry chutes?” Rusty indicates the three laundry chutes in front of him.
“Very good Rusty! But look closely. One is Dad’s chute (Harold), one is my other dad’s chute (Howard), and last but not least, my chute. Rusty, my chute has been secretly treated with a silicone lubricant making it the fastest slide to any basement, anywhere!”
“For real?”
“Now for safety reasons, I insist you use this pillow, Rusty. Better safe than sorry.” While Clyde’s back is turned, Rusty wiggles his way into Clyde’s chute. He starts to slide.
“Yee-haw!” The chute slams shut, and Clyde turns around, clutching a pillow. “WOOHOOHOOHOO!!!”
As Rusty falls, his
