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Ballister as hercules, snapshots

Narrator: long ago in the faraway land of ancient greece, there was golden age of powerful gods and extordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty ballister. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is- Frankie: Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some greek tragedy. Lagoona: Lighten up, dude. Clawdeen: We'll take it from here, darling. Narrator: you go girl Clawdeen: We are the Muses. Goddeses of the arts and proclaimers of the heroes. Lagoona: Heroes like Ballister! Frankie: Honey, you mean "hunk-llister". Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him- Clawdeen: Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago.. The director: Priranha Priranha: Coming, your most lugubriousness The director: shark Shark: Oh, I'm sorry, i can handle it Priranha: priranha ow Shark: and Shark Both: reporting for duty The Director: Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the Fates

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Shadow goes to Salem

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DEATH'S DENIAL

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

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PTE: Operation V.I.D.E.O.G.A.M.E. Mission 4

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PTE: Operation V.I.D.E.O.G.A.M.E. Mission 7

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Julayla-64

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NAP: Who Framed Buster Bunny 3

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Greasy Powers 1 15

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KNS: No Good Deed~KNS Style

A/N: Story is set after Mazel Tov, Libby-KNS Style At school, Darryl is pushing a janitor’s cart, positioning it for his next stunt. He stops the cart at the edge of the stairs, puts on motorcycle goggles and jumps in the cart. Female Human Kodi: (holding camcorder) On the count of three... Darryl: Three, two, one. He balances himself forward, rides downstairs and out the building. He takes a leaf blower and uses it to gain more speed for his last stunt, to the other kids’ amusement. Female Human Kodo: Go, Darryl! Kushi: There he goes again with his stunts. The others playing basketball noticed Darryl passing through. Scratch: That's my man! You go, D-Dawg! He finally uses a damaged fence as a ramp, jumps out the cart and causes an explosion behind him. Female Kain: (whooping) Glad I installed those fireworks! The crowd cheered. Kids: Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! Abaddon: I could've done better. Just then, they heard whistling, making the kids run from Darryl. Human Female

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Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

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The Vengeance Express

The Vengeance Express It starts at the estate. We were having hot dogs and a great lunch. Me: Good wieners. Varie: You said it. Kevin: These are just as good as the dogs we had during Whopper Wiener Wednesday. Me: I'm sure Kevin. Ed: Yep. Lincoln: Hey Kevin can I ask you a question? Kevin: Sure Lincoln. Lincoln: What caused the Vengeance Express to happen? Me: That's what I was wondering also. What scam caused you to want the Ed's bodies mounted on pikes? Eddy: (Sighs) It's something I don't like talking about but I'm willing to share. It was a scam called Gadgets of the Future. Me: What was that scam for? Edd: Well it was to sell gadgets that were supposedly from the year 2150. Me: That's 131 years from now. Edd: Indeed. Eddy: But because of Ed pushing the red button, the gadgets all exploded and they hurt Kevin, Jonny, Nazz and Rolf really badly and they set out to kill us to get revenge. Me: That is awful. The red button must've been a self destruct mechanism. Edd: That's exactly

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ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT GREASE MONSTER

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT GREASE MONSTER This chapter is based on the episode of Regular Show called Gut Model In the simulator control room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto

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Pepperoni

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King Takes A Bath A Owl House Parody

Luz: King it's Bath time. King: NO Luz: King! Check out this new toy. Fetch! [throws the ball to King. The toy boomerangs back to Luz and she reads the box] Huh? "New" Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. [throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits her in the head] Luz: [with a bomb strapped to her chest] King! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath! [King doesn't react] Please...? [the bomb explodes] I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages! [pictures of a bathtub, a shower faucet running, and then a bar of soap come up, then a disturbing picture of a giggling girl appears] Subliminal message girl: [high-pitched laugh] Luz : Sorry you had to see that. [on the phone] Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty dog wolf here who won't take a bath. [a person on the other side is talking] What? Can you say that again? [King walks away] Slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language! [hangs

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Chapter 42: Tomatoes

Guest request. A parody based on the episode: Pickles At Aloha Comrade, Mr. Grouse had been hired as a waiter since he needed extra cash. Lynn Sr. had given him instructions on what to do. Mr. Grouse now had on a work uniform. “It’s nice to have you on board here, Mr. Grouse.” Lynn Sr. said. “Well Loud, I hope this job is worth it.” “Oh, it is. Employees get free food made by yours truly.” “I like the sound of that.” “Ok, you know what to do now. I’ll be in the kitchen.” Lynn Sr. went into the kitchen. A customer showed up. “Welcome to Aloha Comrade.” Mr. Grouse greeted. “May I take your order?” The guy looked at the menu. “I’ll have a-“ Mr. Grouse took out a notepad and pencil. “No. Oh, maybe...no. Hmm...I’ll have..no. Or maybe-“ “Are you planning on ordering today, sir?” Mr. Grouse asked slightly irritated. “I’ll have a BLT sandwich.” “BLT, got it.” Mr. Grouse wrote the order. “With extra bacon.” “Daring today, aren’t we?” Mr. Grouse went back to give Lynn Sr. the

Carnitrix Story

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8# Carnitrix Ripjaws-Dark Tides

Warning: This isn't Canon to the Story being made ….Dark Tides…. The dial turned itself to the disturbing silhouette of Ripjaws, and the dial pushed itself down to transform its user into the Frightful Fish. The user's skin became scaly and his skeleton grew painfully, then a large angler lure sprouted from his brain as gills ripped out from his neck, then he grew large teeth from his mouth, jagged and uneven, his eyes then became hollow, then large fins tore out of his back and forearms, and his hands and feet became scaly and sharp, it let out a roar Meanwhile, two friends were in a boat, fishing out on a lake outside the small town, one of them were tuning a radio when they came across a broadcast report of monsters rampaging through the town “Hey dude, you think these reports are true?” he asked to his bud, he rolled his eyes “seriously?, its fake news, its probably a publicity stunt for some new horror movie or something” then a splash was heard behind him “Did you get a-”

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7# Carnitrix Stinkfly-Toxic Wings

Warning: This isn't Canon to the Story being made ….Toxic Wings…. The dial turned itself to the disturbing silhouette of Stinkfly, and the dial pushed itself down to transform its user into the Foul Smelling Freak. The user’s head suddenly sprouted four sickly eyes on stalks, two on each side of his head, his legs turned sharper and four more legs sprouted from his hips and a large tail, then two large dragon fly like wings came out his back, shredding his back, all the while, his body turned a sickening puke green, it let out a bug like screech Meanwhile, a military tactical vehicle drives up down a small street in the town, heavily armed men line the wall inside the armored car, “alright, listen up” the general exclaimed, the men straighten up, “these creatures are killing innocent and good people and we have to put an end to it, understand?!” the men agreed But then a large thud came from the roof, “the hell was that!?” one of the soldier exclaimed, the general looked at the

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6# Carnitrix Grey Matter-Small Terror

Warning: This isn't Canon to the Story being made ….Small Terror…. The dial turned itself to the disturbing silhouette of Grey Matter, and the dial pushed itself down to transform its user into the Tiny Terror. The user body started to deteriorate, as if all the life was getting sucked out of it, it turned skinny as a skeleton, before a small frog like creature burst out from his stomach that looks to me be made of the pure exposed muscle, before grey skin formed around it, except its large brain remained exposed, its large, black buggy eyes open, and it grew two tendrils on its face, it let out a small screech Meanwhile, at the police station, officers were roaming on the ground floor, loading guns, printing paperwork, when the chief stormed out, “Listen Up!” he boomed, everyone stopped what they were doing and listened “Officer Holstead was murder at the docks at 2100 hours, I need officers down there now!” he yelled, furious, the officer scrambled to their patrol cars and

Alyssa in Helluva Boss

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Alyssa in Helluva Shorts 10 - It's Chaz Funeral

[DEVIATION] [The cold opening starts with Aura who is sleeping in her bedroom in the apartment. She sounds asleep until she hears a somewhat strange familiar voice.] ???: Wake up, Aurie? Aura: (half-asleep) Wha? Who the fuck is this? ???: I'll give ya a sexy hint. It's Chaz time~ [Aura jolts up and gives a confused look on her face before looking down lying beside her on her bed. A green shark demon poses on her bed sending her a sexy smirk.] ???: Hey there, Sleeping Beauty. [Aura gives a stunned look as she begins to go furious as the scene cuts to the view of Aura's apartment.] Aura: (voice) What the fuck?! [And then the sound of the hard bitch slap is heard.] ???: Ow! My fake teeth! [DEVIATION] [After the slap, someone knocks the door before opening it, revealing a small adult wearing a black hoodie and black jeans. It was none other than Mori, who is a grim reaper hailing from the Underworld and a distant cousin of Aura.] Mori: Seriously, what did I tell you not to disturb

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Alyssa in Helluva Shorts 9 - Bigfoot

[DEVIATION] [DEVIATION] [File thwacks onto desk] I.M.P Case File: TARGET: Bigfoot / Sasquatch LOCATION: Pacific Northwest DESCRIPTION: Big... feet? INFO: ??? [At a restaurant at the Pacific Northwest, Millie and Moxxie are undercover, both disguised as a trenchcoat-wearing man. Millie is at the top wearing a hat and mustache, reading a newspaper on Bigfoot's sightings. Moxxie, who is at the bottom, is drinking a root beer, and since he's located right at the crotch level of the trenchcoat, he essentially comes across as their sentient penis. Alyssa sits across the disguised Moxxie and Millie as she tries to make research on Bigfoot. A waiter comes up with a pitcher.] Waiter: Does your dick need a refill? Millie: [deep voice] No thankssss. [Moxxie gives a thumbs-up in approval.] Waiter: Okay. (Turns to Alyssa) How about you, miss? Alyssa: No thanks I'm good. [Blitzo kicks open the front door, dressed in disguise complete with rollerblades as he skates inside and takes a seat at

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Alyssa in Helluva Shorts 8 - Big Boss

[DEVIATION] [DEVIATION] [File thwacks onto desk] I.M.P Case File: TARGET: William Diddle LOCATION: Douchecorp Headquarters DESCRIPTION: White, middle-aged, obvious toupee, most punchable face you've ever seen. INFO: CEO of Douchecorp, one of the biggest companies on Earth. Polar bear burgers are his favorite meal. Total douchebag. [The scene cuts to a skyscraper on a sunny day.] Blitzo: Ow, ow, ow! [William Diddle is shown sitting at his desk with a cigar whilst reading a couple of reports. In the background, moaning can be heard, as well as metallic noises.] Moxxie: We don't all fit, sir. Millie: Ow! Your horns are in my face! Blitzo: Dammit Moxxie, move your ass! I need a better angle! Alyssa: Wait up guys. [It turns out that the three imps and Nephelam are crawling in a vent just above their target's head. They indeed don't fit, and have deformed the vent as a result.] Alyssa: Blitzo are you sure we can fit in the vent in order to take out the target? Blitzo: I'm pretty sure we

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Ballister as hercules, snapshots

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Shadow goes to Salem

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DEATH'S DENIAL

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

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PTE: Operation V.I.D.E.O.G.A.M.E. Mission 7

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Greasy Powers 1 15

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KNS: No Good Deed~KNS Style

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The Vengeance Express

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ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT GREASE MONSTER

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King Takes A Bath A Owl House Parody

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Chapter 42: Tomatoes

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