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Blood is Spilled, The Reunion

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A Dangerous Weapon part 6

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The Sky Fell

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Camp Squirrel Bean Adventures

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HELLBOUND AND HYPED

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Blood is Spilled, The Reunion

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Rocket Fuel and Regrets

Rocket Fuel and Regrets The laboratory exploded behind them in a very satisfying shower of sparks and questionable ethics. "Another successful hit!" Blitzo declared, still holding his smoking rifle. "That scientist won't be cloning any more three-headed puppies for his weird rich friends." "Can we PLEASE just go?" Moxxie wheezed, already sprinting toward the van. "The police sirens are getting closer!" "Yeah, about that..." Millie grimaced, pointing at their getaway vehicle, which was currently being swarmed by a very alert squad of police officers."SHIT!" Blitzo scanned the parking lot frantically. His eyes landed on something magnificent. Something stupid. Something perfect. A rocket car. Not a sports car. Not a race car. An actual experimental rocket-propelled vehicle that the scientist had apparently been working on, complete with comically oversized thrusters and a paint job that screamed "I make poor life choices." "THAT ONE!" Blitzo pointed. "Sir, that looks incredibly

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Printer Problems

Printer Problems The I.M.P office was unusually quiet—which should have been the first warning sign. Blitz sat at his desk, feet propped up, scrolling through his phone while Moxxie organized files with the kind of intensity usually reserved for defusing bombs. The printer suddenly whirred to life. "Finally using that thing for something?" Loona muttered from the couch, not looking up from her phone. "I didn't print anything," Moxxie said, watching as a sheet of paper slowly emerged. He picked it up. In jagged, threatening letters, it read: I SEE YOU. "Uh... guys?" Moxxie's voice cracked. Another page printed. I'M WATCHING. "Oh, that's probably just spam or whatever," Blitz waved dismissively. "Printers do that." "They absolutely do NOT do that!" Moxxie shrieked as a third page emerged: YOU WILL PAY. Millie walked over and unplugged the printer with a decisive yank. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The printer continued printing. "WHAT THE F—" Blitz jumped to his feet.FEED ME

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Hell's Own Hedgehog - Welcome to I.M.P!

The episode opens at the Hazbin Hotel, Sonic was in the kitchen making himself some coffee with seven sugars just for an extra boost in flavor and calories, he pours it into a mug and proceeds to drink it and that's until he notices a bag on the counter with Shadow's emblem on it and he realizes that it's Shadow's lunch. Sonic: Huh. Seems like Shadow forgot his lunch before he left. (Sighs) Guess it's up to me to do thing that he won't. Sonic look into the bag and sees... Nothing but coffee beans. Sonic: Ugh... So this is where the coffee beans have been going, Shadow.... (Sighs) Okay, where did Knuckles say his job was again...? Oh, yeah, that building in Imp City. Sonic drinks the last of his coffee before grabbing the bag and dashing out the kitchen door. In Imp City, Sonic made it to a large building with horns on the top and enters it, he takes the elevator up and looks around before he finds a door labeled "I.M.P." Sonic: This must be it. He enters it the office

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Hell's Own Hedgehog - Radio Killed the Video Star

The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. KeeKee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner. Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! (Starts to panic) And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?! Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down. Vaggie: Yes. We will. Knuckles: Well, while you guys figure that out, I'll be in the Wrath Ring to avoid all of... This. Sonic: No! No one is going anywhere, we're going to figure this out together! Angel: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this

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Hell's Own Hedgehog - TP, TFA, ATH (18+)

The episode opens about two days after the incident involving Sonic and Vaggie accidentally getting drunk one night and having sex. The following day, Vaggie walks up to the door to Sonic's room, the two hadn't spoken to each other at all since what happened, and as much as Vaggie hated to admit it, she really did have a fun time that night, the feeling of being that close to Sonic was so... Relieving and intoxicating, and the moments where they kissed, there was real love in there. Vaggie exhales and knocks on his door. Sonic: (Sadly and annoyed) Who is it...? Vaggie: Sonic, it's me. I... I just wanna talk... About the other night? Sonic: Well, I don't... I made a mistake and I'm at fault for it. Vaggie: Sonic, no you're not! We both got drunk and we both fucked. We both messed up. Just... Let me in. Sonic: Vaggs, I just don't feel comfortable talking to you right now... Just leave me alone. Vaggie felt even worse, she felt like she's destroyed the hybrid's spirit.

A Loud Among Demons and Hell Gets Loud

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Pepperoni

[Gus’ Games N'Grub. Lincoln is working in the kitchen, making a pizza. He notices the viewers and smiles] Lincoln: You’re probably wondering what I’m doing here in Gus’ Kitchen. Well, remember that time Leni and her friends came and we tried to get rid of them? [Cuts to a flashback of the brawl that wrecks Gus'. Flashback ends] Boy, was I snobbish. I should’ve realized that Gus’ was for everyone, not just me and my friends. Anyway, Gus’ was kind enough to let us stay if we fixed the place, and since he won’t be out of his cast for a while, I’m handling things in the kitchen for him. And, just in case you’re wondering, we have a week off fr...

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King Takes A Bath A Owl House Parody

Luz: King it's Bath time. King: NO Luz: King! Check out this new toy. Fetch! [throws the ball to King. The toy boomerangs back to Luz and she reads the box] Huh? "New" Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. [throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits her in the head] Luz: [with a bomb strapped to her chest] King! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath! [King doesn't react] Please...? [the bomb explodes] I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages! [pictures of a bathtub, a shower faucet running, and then a bar of soap come up, then a disturbing picture of a giggling girl appears] Subliminal message girl: [high-pitched laugh] Luz : Sorry you had to see that. [on the phone] Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty dog wolf here who won't take a bath. [a person on the other side is talking] What? Can you say that again? [King walks away] Slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language! [hangs

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Chapter 42: Tomatoes

Guest request. A parody based on the episode: Pickles At Aloha Comrade, Mr. Grouse had been hired as a waiter since he needed extra cash. Lynn Sr. had given him instructions on what to do. Mr. Grouse now had on a work uniform. “It’s nice to have you on board here, Mr. Grouse.” Lynn Sr. said. “Well Loud, I hope this job is worth it.” “Oh, it is. Employees get free food made by yours truly.” “I like the sound of that.” “Ok, you know what to do now. I’ll be in the kitchen.” Lynn Sr. went into the kitchen. A customer showed up. “Welcome to Aloha Comrade.” Mr. Grouse greeted. “May I take your order?” The guy looked at the menu. “I’ll have a-“ Mr. Grouse took out a notepad and pencil. “No. Oh, maybe...no. Hmm...I’ll have..no. Or maybe-“ “Are you planning on ordering today, sir?” Mr. Grouse asked slightly irritated. “I’ll have a BLT sandwich.” “BLT, got it.” Mr. Grouse wrote the order. “With extra bacon.” “Daring today, aren’t we?” Mr. Grouse went back to give Lynn Sr. the

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Blood is Spilled, The Reunion

A Dangerous Weapon part 6

As It Is -15- Livin' the Zombie Life

Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

Bernadette Meets Ben 10: SotO Part 4

Bernadette's Ego Trip Part 1

Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

The Sky Fell

Camp Squirrel Bean Adventures

HELLBOUND AND HYPED

Rocket Fuel and Regrets

Printer Problems

Hell's Own Hedgehog - Welcome to I.M.P!

Hell's Own Hedgehog - Radio Killed the Video Star

Hell's Own Hedgehog - TP, TFA, ATH (18+)

Pepperoni

King Takes A Bath A Owl House Parody

Chapter 42: Tomatoes