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The Battles Eternal Prolouge

Prologue As the sun set over a mountain covered in lush green forests. Three exploring soldiers, the captain, and two of his soldiers entered the wreckage of an abandoned ship hidden beneath what seemed like layers of forest, a relic left behind when the human race departed Earth. As they cut through to the open hatch, one spoke. “This looks like it’s one of those old ARK ships; I had no idea just how massive these things were,” remarked the first soldier. “I wonder what this is doing all the way out here; this planet hasn’t been inhabited for many years. So, where are the hundreds of thousands of people who were in it? If it made it here, wouldn’t there be at least a few survivors?” The Captain uttered softly. “It looks like the hatch was left open.” Said the first soldier. Climbing down from the cliff, the soldiers slid onto the uneven top of the ship. The second soldier shone his light down into the darkness of the gaping black hole, as the captain warily watched. “Be Careful,”

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Girl Chang's big Shang a Lang

This story was commissioned by me from: [EMOTE] All credit goes to him. The morning sun had barely cleared the horizon when the Chang family doorstep became the resting place for a remarkably strange package. It was an unmnrked wooden crate, carved with fine, intertwining patterns that seemed almost to shift if you looked at them out of the corner of your eye. Inside the house, Becca was balancing her morning coffee alongside her laptop, running through research notes, while Sid was engrossed in sketching out weekend plans. Adelaide, always the first to spot something out of the ordinary, practically bounced into the living room hauling the parcel. "Look what just came!" Adelaide announced, setting it on the dining table. "No return address, no shipping label, just our names." Sid leaned in, squinting at the intricate woodcarvings. "That is... severely weird. Are we expecting anything?" "Not that I'm aware of," Becca said, setting her mug down and approaching the table with

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

(Back at the factory, evil laughter is heard) Drek: Dr. Nefarious! The mad scientist who made all of this possible! ???: Mad suggests cognitive impairment. I'm more of a vengeful scientist. (Nefarious steps out of the shadows) Nefarious: I trust you're here to meet the troops. (Drek laughs) Rottenday: Lead the way, Doctor. Show us what you’ve got. (they enter a room where large robots are being built) Nefarious: Nine hundred sentient warbots, built using the finest raritanium in the galaxy, and programmed to fight in the war for Lord Rottenday. Proton-powered, rust-proof, and laser-guided. Each of these perfect creations is an efficient, remorseless killing machine! Drek: Remorseless killing machine... Makes me want to have children of my own. Rottenday: The first three hundred will target the Galactic Rangers, and since I heard that my sworn enemies, the Punch Time Exploders are in the Solana Galaxy, a quarter of my forces will accompany them as reinforcements. The rest of

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 1

(Meanwhile, at a service garage in the Kyzil Plateau on the Planet Veldin) ???: Four ninety-six, four ninety-seven, four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine, five-hundred! Come on. Is that all you got? I need you to give me two million and ten percent! One and two and three and four. Remember, if you can feel the burn, that's good. If you smell the burn, that's bad! Three, two, one. (a cat-like alien is seen exercising to a workout video) Robot: Okay, let's dig deep. Don't quit on me now. Can you feel it? Huh? Can you feel the burn? Cat-like Alien: Are you kidding? I'm on fire! I can take anything you can dish out, so bring it on! (Starts doing push-ups) Robot: Okay, two-thousand more! Cat-like Alien: Two... thousand?! Robot: One and two, three and four. No pain, no gain. (Ratchet collapses) And we'll be right back after these messages! Okay, bots! Let's do this! (The robots in the video start doing lunges) And lunge! And lunge! And lunge! Announcer: Ranger Workout will be right

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Bernadette's Regular Show Part 4

(At sunset...)Muscle Man: (Sees Bernadette, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Pops standing triumphantly; Everyone soon approaches each other) Well? Did you guys save the universe?Benson: Does this answer your question? (He pulls out a bottle of sparkling grape cider and pops it open, causing everyone to celebrate. Muscle Man fires the gun upward, Pops throws lollipops, and Mordecai and Rigby dump a container of sports drink on Benson and Bernadette) WHOA! WHOA!Bernadette: AWW, this stuff NEVER comes out! I mean, I guess it does, but still!Benson: What are you doing?!Mordecai: Sorry. We found it in Skips' van.Rigby: You can't celebrate without d...

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Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

Wrestling Mystery Mayhem In the Saturn Insane Asylum, Me, Laney, Natilee, Lincoln and Qin were there to see the Loud Kids from the Cult Lincoln's universe. Qin: So these are the Loud Kids from another universe? Natilee: That's right Qin. These are the Loud Kids from another universe where because of Lynn's dumb superstition, Lincoln ran away while everyone else was out and he joined an evil cult that we destroyed in our universe called the Project At Eden's Gate. Me: It's really a Christian terroristic extremist doomsday cult that was out to destroy the entire planet. Their leader was a Christian Extremist named Joseph Seed. I went over his history. Joseph Seed (also known as "The Father") is the main antagonist of Far Cry 5 and the leader of the Project at Eden's Gate - a militaristic doomsday cult that has overtaken rural Hope County in Montana. Believing the end of days is upon the world, Seed believes that he has been chosen by God to save the souls of Hope County (whether they

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PERMANENT FALL OF THE SHREDDER PART 3

In Anti Monitor's HQ... Tim Buktu and Leader took a moment to catch their breath from the terrifying experience they went through. Tim Buktu: Samuel. This situation might be a bit more dire than any of us ever imagined. Leader: Mmm, I find it rather ironic that after battling heroes all these years even before Team Loud Phoenix Storm, getting smacked down, shot at, blown up, sent to the Warp, hit with techniques, and even farted on, this is how our lights go out? Tim Buktu: Having our precious blood devoured by a horde of undead cannibalistic monsters. (smiles sincerely) If this is indeed the end, if we are to become zombie vampire food, it's been an honor serving Anti Monitor alongside you. Leader: (smiles back at him) You know what? I feel the same way. And at least it's better then the fates Team Loud Phoenix Storm always give our fellow villains There was an extremely long moment of awkward silence between the two villains as they all looked away for a bit. Tim Buktu: Mm-hmm. Well

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Justice for Eddy

It starts with Eddy in the early morning hours. He and Luan are sleeping in the van hangout and Eddy is having a bad dream. In his dream he's seeing himself as a young kid and his older brother Tyrone is always picking on him. His brother was always mean to him growing up. He would do all kinds of horrible things to him. He would torture, tease and humiliate him. Tyrone would also rule over Peach Creek with fear. Rolf and Kevin were terrified of him the most. But Nazz thought he was a great mountain climber and a multi-talented man. Tyrone moved away and never came back and Eddy followed in his footsteps. But when the Vengeance Express happened after the Scam of The Century went totally wrong and the kids were going to beat the Ed's to within an inch of their lives because of it. At Mondo A-Go-Go seaside amusement park they met Tyrone again and everyone discovered that Tyrone was the meanest brother ever and that he beat Eddy up all the time and Eddy became a heartless and selfish jerk

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Greasy Powers 1 15

Chapter 15: The ConfrontationBack at the launch site, Dr. Claw looked at the men working.Dr. Claw: Launching the subterranean probe.The drill, upside down, began activating as the crowd watched.Worker: Begin initial surface penetration.The drill began heading downward.Worker: Subterranean nuclear detonation in three minutes and counting.The two close by yelped and screamed as dirt hit them while the area shook. All while Mad Cat was trying to keep balance in fear. At that moment, the door blew open as many noticed and some were blown away.Random Worker: Watch out!Afterward, out came Greasy, dressed back in his normal green zoot suit outfit...

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NAP: Who Framed Buster Bunny 3

Chapter 3: The Judge of Acme AcresAt the ACME Factory, a police car arrived to the scene before Jimmy with both weasels came out of the car. Suddenly, Nack noticed a town behind the brick wall, looking concerned.Jimmy: (confused) Now what?Nack: It's just I haven't been this close to Acme Acres for a while.Psycho: Yeah, since before last Christmas and that was when we-Nack: Ugh, don't remind me of that! I was still trying to get that out of my head!Just then, they noticed a screaming figure named Montana Max flying over the wall, screaming with a trail of fire before bouncing on the ground, trying to put the fire out as he hopped.Monty: Ow!...

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KNS: I Am Fuming Pink 3

(Act 3)Later, in Julayla's bedroom, she was fixing her bed before tossing a coin to the bed, which hit the ceiling.Julayla: Yep, did it again.Just then, she heard a noise.Julayla: Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?She opened the door before turning on the lights. To her notice, she saw Fuzzy lying in a bubble bath in the tub.Julayla: (concerned) Fuzzy, what's going on?Fuzzy: I's gave up anger forever. Fro' now ons, I's into candles, soft music, and horse tranquilizer...She took the bottle marked, "Horse Tranquilizer" before looking at the sleeping Fuzzy sinking in the tub.Julayla: Gah!She quickly lifted Fuzzy up a bit befor...

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The Battles Eternal Prolouge

Prologue As the sun set over a mountain covered in lush green forests. Three exploring soldiers, the captain, and two of his soldiers entered the wreckage of an abandoned ship hidden beneath what seemed like layers of forest, a relic left behind when the human race departed Earth. As they cut through to the open hatch, one spoke. “This looks like it’s one of those old ARK ships; I had no idea just how massive these things were,” remarked the first soldier. “I wonder what this is doing all the way out here; this planet hasn’t been inhabited for many years. So, where are the hundreds of thousands of people who were in it? If it made it here, wouldn’t there be at least a few survivors?” The Captain uttered softly. “It looks like the hatch was left open.” Said the first soldier. Climbing down from the cliff, the soldiers slid onto the uneven top of the ship. The second soldier shone his light down into the darkness of the gaping black hole, as the captain warily watched. “Be Careful,”

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Girl Chang's big Shang a Lang

This story was commissioned by me from: [EMOTE] All credit goes to him. The morning sun had barely cleared the horizon when the Chang family doorstep became the resting place for a remarkably strange package. It was an unmnrked wooden crate, carved with fine, intertwining patterns that seemed almost to shift if you looked at them out of the corner of your eye. Inside the house, Becca was balancing her morning coffee alongside her laptop, running through research notes, while Sid was engrossed in sketching out weekend plans. Adelaide, always the first to spot something out of the ordinary, practically bounced into the living room hauling the parcel. "Look what just came!" Adelaide announced, setting it on the dining table. "No return address, no shipping label, just our names." Sid leaned in, squinting at the intricate woodcarvings. "That is... severely weird. Are we expecting anything?" "Not that I'm aware of," Becca said, setting her mug down and approaching the table with

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

(Back at the factory, evil laughter is heard) Drek: Dr. Nefarious! The mad scientist who made all of this possible! ???: Mad suggests cognitive impairment. I'm more of a vengeful scientist. (Nefarious steps out of the shadows) Nefarious: I trust you're here to meet the troops. (Drek laughs) Rottenday: Lead the way, Doctor. Show us what you’ve got. (they enter a room where large robots are being built) Nefarious: Nine hundred sentient warbots, built using the finest raritanium in the galaxy, and programmed to fight in the war for Lord Rottenday. Proton-powered, rust-proof, and laser-guided. Each of these perfect creations is an efficient, remorseless killing machine! Drek: Remorseless killing machine... Makes me want to have children of my own. Rottenday: The first three hundred will target the Galactic Rangers, and since I heard that my sworn enemies, the Punch Time Exploders are in the Solana Galaxy, a quarter of my forces will accompany them as reinforcements. The rest of

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 1

(Meanwhile, at a service garage in the Kyzil Plateau on the Planet Veldin) ???: Four ninety-six, four ninety-seven, four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine, five-hundred! Come on. Is that all you got? I need you to give me two million and ten percent! One and two and three and four. Remember, if you can feel the burn, that's good. If you smell the burn, that's bad! Three, two, one. (a cat-like alien is seen exercising to a workout video) Robot: Okay, let's dig deep. Don't quit on me now. Can you feel it? Huh? Can you feel the burn? Cat-like Alien: Are you kidding? I'm on fire! I can take anything you can dish out, so bring it on! (Starts doing push-ups) Robot: Okay, two-thousand more! Cat-like Alien: Two... thousand?! Robot: One and two, three and four. No pain, no gain. (Ratchet collapses) And we'll be right back after these messages! Okay, bots! Let's do this! (The robots in the video start doing lunges) And lunge! And lunge! And lunge! Announcer: Ranger Workout will be right

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Bernadette's Regular Show Part 4

(At sunset...)Muscle Man: (Sees Bernadette, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Pops standing triumphantly; Everyone soon approaches each other) Well? Did you guys save the universe?Benson: Does this answer your question? (He pulls out a bottle of sparkling grape cider and pops it open, causing everyone to celebrate. Muscle Man fires the gun upward, Pops throws lollipops, and Mordecai and Rigby dump a container of sports drink on Benson and Bernadette) WHOA! WHOA!Bernadette: AWW, this stuff NEVER comes out! I mean, I guess it does, but still!Benson: What are you doing?!Mordecai: Sorry. We found it in Skips' van.Rigby: You can't celebrate without d...

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Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

Wrestling Mystery Mayhem In the Saturn Insane Asylum, Me, Laney, Natilee, Lincoln and Qin were there to see the Loud Kids from the Cult Lincoln's universe. Qin: So these are the Loud Kids from another universe? Natilee: That's right Qin. These are the Loud Kids from another universe where because of Lynn's dumb superstition, Lincoln ran away while everyone else was out and he joined an evil cult that we destroyed in our universe called the Project At Eden's Gate. Me: It's really a Christian terroristic extremist doomsday cult that was out to destroy the entire planet. Their leader was a Christian Extremist named Joseph Seed. I went over his history. Joseph Seed (also known as "The Father") is the main antagonist of Far Cry 5 and the leader of the Project at Eden's Gate - a militaristic doomsday cult that has overtaken rural Hope County in Montana. Believing the end of days is upon the world, Seed believes that he has been chosen by God to save the souls of Hope County (whether they

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PERMANENT FALL OF THE SHREDDER PART 3

In Anti Monitor's HQ... Tim Buktu and Leader took a moment to catch their breath from the terrifying experience they went through. Tim Buktu: Samuel. This situation might be a bit more dire than any of us ever imagined. Leader: Mmm, I find it rather ironic that after battling heroes all these years even before Team Loud Phoenix Storm, getting smacked down, shot at, blown up, sent to the Warp, hit with techniques, and even farted on, this is how our lights go out? Tim Buktu: Having our precious blood devoured by a horde of undead cannibalistic monsters. (smiles sincerely) If this is indeed the end, if we are to become zombie vampire food, it's been an honor serving Anti Monitor alongside you. Leader: (smiles back at him) You know what? I feel the same way. And at least it's better then the fates Team Loud Phoenix Storm always give our fellow villains There was an extremely long moment of awkward silence between the two villains as they all looked away for a bit. Tim Buktu: Mm-hmm. Well

Literature

Justice for Eddy

It starts with Eddy in the early morning hours. He and Luan are sleeping in the van hangout and Eddy is having a bad dream. In his dream he's seeing himself as a young kid and his older brother Tyrone is always picking on him. His brother was always mean to him growing up. He would do all kinds of horrible things to him. He would torture, tease and humiliate him. Tyrone would also rule over Peach Creek with fear. Rolf and Kevin were terrified of him the most. But Nazz thought he was a great mountain climber and a multi-talented man. Tyrone moved away and never came back and Eddy followed in his footsteps. But when the Vengeance Express happened after the Scam of The Century went totally wrong and the kids were going to beat the Ed's to within an inch of their lives because of it. At Mondo A-Go-Go seaside amusement park they met Tyrone again and everyone discovered that Tyrone was the meanest brother ever and that he beat Eddy up all the time and Eddy became a heartless and selfish jerk

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Greasy Powers 1 15

Chapter 15: The ConfrontationBack at the launch site, Dr. Claw looked at the men working.Dr. Claw: Launching the subterranean probe.The drill, upside down, began activating as the crowd watched.Worker: Begin initial surface penetration.The drill began heading downward.Worker: Subterranean nuclear detonation in three minutes and counting.The two close by yelped and screamed as dirt hit them while the area shook. All while Mad Cat was trying to keep balance in fear. At that moment, the door blew open as many noticed and some were blown away.Random Worker: Watch out!Afterward, out came Greasy, dressed back in his normal green zoot suit outfit...

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NAP: Who Framed Buster Bunny 3

Chapter 3: The Judge of Acme AcresAt the ACME Factory, a police car arrived to the scene before Jimmy with both weasels came out of the car. Suddenly, Nack noticed a town behind the brick wall, looking concerned.Jimmy: (confused) Now what?Nack: It's just I haven't been this close to Acme Acres for a while.Psycho: Yeah, since before last Christmas and that was when we-Nack: Ugh, don't remind me of that! I was still trying to get that out of my head!Just then, they noticed a screaming figure named Montana Max flying over the wall, screaming with a trail of fire before bouncing on the ground, trying to put the fire out as he hopped.Monty: Ow!...

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KNS: I Am Fuming Pink 3

(Act 3)Later, in Julayla's bedroom, she was fixing her bed before tossing a coin to the bed, which hit the ceiling.Julayla: Yep, did it again.Just then, she heard a noise.Julayla: Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?She opened the door before turning on the lights. To her notice, she saw Fuzzy lying in a bubble bath in the tub.Julayla: (concerned) Fuzzy, what's going on?Fuzzy: I's gave up anger forever. Fro' now ons, I's into candles, soft music, and horse tranquilizer...She took the bottle marked, "Horse Tranquilizer" before looking at the sleeping Fuzzy sinking in the tub.Julayla: Gah!She quickly lifted Fuzzy up a bit befor...

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

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Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

PERMANENT FALL OF THE SHREDDER PART 3

Justice for Eddy

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The Battles Eternal Prolouge

Girl Chang's big Shang a Lang

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Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 1

Bernadette's Regular Show Part 4

Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

PERMANENT FALL OF THE SHREDDER PART 3

Justice for Eddy

Greasy Powers 1 15

NAP: Who Framed Buster Bunny 3

KNS: I Am Fuming Pink 3

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The Battles Eternal Prolouge

Girl Chang's big Shang a Lang

Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 2

Punch Time Exploders Meet Ratchet and Clank Part 1

Bernadette's Regular Show Part 4

Wrestling Mystery Mayhem

PERMANENT FALL OF THE SHREDDER PART 3

Justice for Eddy

Greasy Powers 1 15

NAP: Who Framed Buster Bunny 3

KNS: I Am Fuming Pink 3