“Wait! It's an enemy stand!”
Said Jolia Jostar, sensing something odd about the atmosphere.
“Go! Phantom Cream!”
“Uwaaaaargh!!” The enemy was sent flying, leaving a trail of blood on the ground as he was smashed into a wall behind.
“Your stand is as useless as a broken dishwasher.” These words were thrown to the blood-covered Jackal upon the Hedgehog Lady's departure, and they carved another deep cut into his already bleeding heart.
“Sh...shaking? Me?!... Is she.. is she calling my stand weak?” Staring at his trembling hand, the Jackal grunts desperately, cracking rattles as his tears mixed with blood scrolls down his face. “No... I'm not weak... I'm... I'm not... I'm NOT weak! I'M NOT WEAK!! I'M! NOT!! WEAAAAAAAKKKK!!!!”
Lol what a terrible parody