|BoinMax Communications will be a thing. And it will start with wacky, over-the-overstuffed-top R-18 the likes of which you probably haven't seen in years! Hope you like 'em big, because these cousins will do whatever it takes to win their prize!|
I'm an anime fan and longtime video game player who enjoys writing and boobs to the point where I have actually written goofy BE stories that have been turned into comics. I have two main talents- having ideas for humorous situations, and never bothering to put them into practice.
So we're all clear on this, I do have plans for the majority of my characters that involve them doing specific things and having relationships with certain people, as well as having specific things they like and don't like (as well as ME having specific things I do and don't like). This said, while I am open to the idea of potentially having my characters do stuff with other people (up to and including buying a joint commission from someone with ya), I kinda need to both enjoy the idea personally, and your idea must not require me to make my characters do wildly out-of-character things.
I would not get your hopes up on permanently shipping someone with one of my characters, is what I am saying. And applying about 75% of your fetishes are going to be met by my response consisting solely of "no".
made me do it! He’s lucky I had an idea! :3
Beatrice Hicks (alias of Beatrice Randall) (she tried using a fake first name but had trouble remembering to respond to it) is one-half of the partnership that owns the restaurant “Passion Patty’s Glamour Grill” (most people only use the first two words), the other half being her friend Tamara Graves ( www.furaffinity.net/view/30122… ; it’s my friend’s character and everything not directly related to Beatrice aside from ‘create her, lazyass’ was his idea!).
It’s basically Hooters but with lingerie instead, before anyone asks. Tamara occasionally participates in the fun. (Beatrice does not.) (Though Tamara tries.) (It always fails.) It IS actually quite a good steakhouse.
Beatrice tends to come off as an aloof, kind-of-grumpy spoilsport with a stick up her ass, but it’s not because she hates her job, or hates her employees or the patrons (try as some might to deliberately push her buttons). She just likes to come off as an entirely normal, reasonably affable woman who takes her job and related matters seriously.
It is also partially because Beatrice also used to be in mildly hardcore porn, and quite a bit of it, and doesn’t like bringing that up. Despite what one may think, it’s not due to any sort of shame in what she did (she doesn’t have any) or hating the work (she actually quite enjoyed it), but how people treated her started to wear down her patience and annoy her a lot – she got very tired of how nobody saw her as anything but a porn star, how people refused to treat her as though she could possibly have any interests besides sex, and people assuming that just because she did and enjoyed doing porn, that she’d just accept any creepy proposition that came her way without a moment’s hesitation. Thus, she ended up quitting, and was quite happy to go along with Tamara’s idea – because while Tamara can be overbearing, enjoys winding up Beatrice, and is overall VERY much the excitable and outgoing half of the partners, Tamara has nonetheless always been her friend, has always been respectful toward Beatrice’s decisions, and has never treated her as anything but the same person she’s always been, career choices be what they were.
And thus, Beatrice enjoys her work but is perhaps a little too good at hiding bits of her personality in the name of keeping work running smoothly – after all, just because she doesn’t do porn anymore absolutely does NOT mean she stopped enjoying sex, but some things are perhaps a little too awkward to bring up out of the blue to seemingly random people, and she’s there to WORK, dammit!
Oh, and don’t try to use her past career or knowledge of her actual surname as means to try to blackmail her. She gets quite vicious if you even consider trying such things, and if you think she’s capable of cutting hard enough just through her witty retorts…
Oh, AND she’s got a blue suit as well (see sta.sh/01amhko8lznu ), but doesn’t wear it much because
my friend didn’t tell me that Tamara also wears blue clothes until I finished the coloring Tamara bought a blue suit as well and got a little too playful with the ‘same color clothing pals’ jokes.
Beatrice Hicks belongs to . How ‘bout that, I now have a boss character who doesn’t spend most of their time cycling between five actions =3
(Wonder if I could use her for other stuff if I claimed 'alternate universe' /:3)
(Where there’s one bunny mook, there’s a bunch of palette swaps! sta.sh/243u50aptxm?edit=1 If only such fact could be applied to bunnygirls of all origins. |:3)
Or: “If 80s/90s Anime Figures Out How To Use Her Moves For More Than Comedy, We’re All Dead”
Hazel Dunkelman is a playful, playful person. She loves old cartoons and anime, being a particular fan of classics such as Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, and much of Disney’s 90s TV output. That, combined with finding out about a certain VA from a certain web animation where she shares a certain surname, has heavily influenced her throughout life, giving her an affinity for physical humor, wordplay, and a very active, restless energy throughout her actions – and she LOVES telling jokes whenever she can. She’s certainly quite the experience to be around, but at least she gives her all when it comes to making sure that everyone around her is having a good time.
If you remember Regina, Hazel is actually an old friend of hers, and they used to live nearby during their childhoods – they’ve met back up and remain friends today, though you can definitely see a bit of ‘opposites attract’ (no, not that way!) – whereas Regina has a quieter, more subtle air about her that invites looks, Hazel will bounce right up to you, sit too close, and most likely have at least one arm around you to say ‘hello!’ within ten seconds.
As for why she wears a bunnygirl outfit, well… she works at a cosplay restaurant that got its start specializing pretty much exclusively in bunnygirls. Simple. :3
And yeah, Hazel’s honestly about as evil as trying to use a garden hose to flood the continent but being sure to stop before the puddle reaches the door of your pet’s outdoor playset (which is no inches off the ground), but let’s just say she WAS a bad-guy mook…
This bunny’s silly, cartoon-loving nature translates shockingly well into her own style, being able to somehow pull various items and weapons from her bunnysuit that are ready to use against you. You wonder if she’d be a little more effective if she’d pick one weapon and stick to it, but she’ll keep you guessing as things are.
--Hazel will pull various weapons out of her outfit and use them to attack, and once they drop, they’re gone (though she can just pull out more of them). Her fighting style with any given one is VERY limited, but she can switch out whenever she wants – and she’s got a few tricks up her cuff that don’t require her to hold anything.
Steel pipe) Hazel will windmill the pipe backward, into a downward swing. Takes a moment to set up, and she’s open if she misses. Causes heavy damage if it hits.
Spray can) Hazel’s makeshift flamethrower will emit a semi-lengthy burst of fire, dealing heavy damage if it hits (but allowing you time to go behind her if you react fast). She might throw the can afterward, causing it to explode for heavy damage once it hits the ground. Either part knocks you down.
Boomerang) Hazel will throw the boomerang. If it hits, it’ll deal moderate damage, then fall to the ground and disappear. If it misses, it’ll come back to Hazel (unless it hits you on the way back, and the throw WILL go off-screen to try to make you forget the trajectory).
Wooden hammer) Hazel will step back, rearing the hammer behind her, then take a leap forward, slamming the hammer into the ground – or you, if you’re in the way. Causes high damage and stuns you. Easy to see coming.
Shotgun) Take a guess. Causes extreme damage if you get shot and causes you to slump to the floor, though it takes her a second to pump it and fire.
Unarmed A) Hazel will giggle, then spin around and slam her breasts into you, knocking you across the room and dealing moderate damage.
Unarmed B) Hazel will turn to the side, then hop toward you, throwing her butt out. If it hits, it deals moderate damage and she’ll likely combo straight into Unarmed A.
Unarmed C) Hazel will kneel down briefly, then leap at you. If she makes contact, she’ll wrap her arms around you and send you to the ground, breasts smashing into your face from the impact and the back of your head smashing into the ground – long story short, high damage plus knockdown. Hazel will simply land on her feet and bounce forward a step if she misses.
A) Hazel will kneel down briefly, then jump offscreen. Watch for her shadow as she’ll fall butt-first onto your head for massive damage and knockdown if she lands on you. If she misses, she’ll land butt-first on the floor, stunning her briefly as she rubs her butt in pain. Hazel can be carrying anything when she decides to do this, and won’t drop anything when she does, hit or miss.
If Hazel is knocked down or thrown, she'll drop her current weapon if one's equipped, at which point it will disappear instantly. Obviously, this doesn't do anything to her if she's unarmed as it is.
Which weapons get pulled out depends on who you’re fighting, with ‘unarmed’ counting as one of her styles, albeit with three moves instead of one.
Several of the palette-swaps are noticeably more dangerous than the others (Hazel herself will occasionally and with no warning spawn with one of the following AI scripts).
-Woundwort pulls out the shotgun immediately (and is one of only three who can use one at all), and can use the Unarmed style without having to transition between weapons. She uses nothing else.
-Bigwig is the only one who uses Attack A, and likes to use it to throw you off between weapon transitions. She can also use the shotgun but has access to all of the weapons, ‘unarmed’ style included, and thus doesn’t use it much.
-Fiver is much like Woundwort but has to transition between ‘shotgun’ and ‘unarmed’.
Hazel Dunkelman and swaps belong to . Bunnygirls are love, bunnygirls are life! =3
(Fun fact, Strawberry and Dandelion in that set? Palettes were taken more or less directly from fav.me/d61d733 , an old picture I had done by . Check his stuff out!)