...what if I feed the burger a burger?
And that burger ate a burger.
But that burger ate a burger.
Who ate a burger who ate a burger.
And that burger at another burger.
And then that burger ate cheese.
But then it would be a cheeseburger.
Which would've made the burger who ate the burger a cheeseburger.
Which would've made the other burger a cheeseburger.
Which would've made the next burger a cheeseburger.
Which would've made the burger after that burger a cheeseburger.
Which would've made the which made the burger I feed to the posionous burger a cheeseburger.
But here's the catch, the cheese cures any posion the burger might contain.
Then, the posionous burger who would've decided to eat me, would've become a nonposionous cheeseburger after being fed the cheeseburger who had eaten a cheeseburger who had eaten a cheeseburger who had eaten a cheeseburger who had eaten a cheeseburger who ate a cheeseburger who decided to digest some cheese, therefore being edible.
...I have way too much time on my hands.