First, there was nothing. Well, there was Nothing. And that's something. So let's just say that there never was nothing for nothing is something and everything was just so seriously screwed up at the beginning that nobody has any idea what happened.
The one thing I do know is that something other than nothing was created by Nothing when it was bored one day. Some people say that it was a "god." Someone believed it was a god which created four elephants on a giant turtle. I want to meet that guy. Some people may even think that what we think is a hamster is really some inter-dimensional being in the shape of what we call a hamster. But I believe that the first thing created...was drugs. Yes. Drugs. How else would Nothing get the idea to create something out of itself except for being high. Heck, it must have created everything in an afterthought at that. If there was thought put into our creation, would we die of little pesky things we call disease? No. Would people fight ove