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Tato flew through the sky, looking for Ukama. 'I need to end this now', thought Tato, scanning the ground below. Eventually, Tato saw Ukama's large frame standing in the middle of a wasteland. Tato dropped down, several meters behind Ukama. "I've been expecting you.", said Ukama in his deep, gravelly voice. "Your time is up, you monster." Tato responded, taking a fighting stance.  "If you say so." Ukama responded. Ukama then charged Tato, taking him off guard as his horn penetrated Tato's abdomen. Tato screamed in pain, blood coming from his mouth. Ukama then Elbowed Tato in the head, sending him flying. Tato got onto one of his knees, as his hair began to glow gold, until a yellow aura burst around and his hair now consistently gold. Tato got up, now in his super saiyan form, as he raised his arm, the other holding his wounded torso. Suddenly, he raised his fingers up, as the ground shot up below Ukama's feet, sending him flying. Ukama descended at a fast pace, before landing. Tato's knee hit Ukama's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. As Ukama got up, Tato ascended into the air and began shooting several ki blasts at the Devira. However, Ukama flew straight through them and smashed his arms into Tato, knocking him out of his super saiyan form, and then bringing his fists down on top of Tato's head. Tato managed to fire a ki blast at Ukama, which hit him in the face and destroyed his scouter. Tato crashed into the ground, a crater forming around him. Ukama suddenly powered up, his body and limbs bulking up. Tato struggled to get up before Ukama began beating down on him, before smashing him through several mountains. Ukama, believing Tato to be injured, powers down and leaves. However, unbeknownst to him, Tato barely clings on to life...
1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your dA page for 13 seconds.

2. Tell you a color you remind me of.

3. Tell you my first memory of you.

4. Tell you what movie, tv, or videogame character you remind me of.

5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.

6. Tell you something I like about you.

7. Give you a nickname.

8. Tell you the object that's to the left of me.

9. Dare you to post this in your journal.

from :iconhipsterchipster:
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NO NO NO NO NO NO  NO NO NO FUCK YOU HOLLYWOODLAND NO BAD NO NO NO NO DICKSICLE NO NO NO NO NO FAPASAURUS REX NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO KILLSI NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 
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Then: These star wars toys are awesome! there detailed decently, have good posability, awesome packaging, and a diverse selection across all six films! what more could you ask for?!

Now: Dude these toys suck. their detailing is mediocre, the posability has been sacrificed for safety and budgetary reasons, mostly budgetary because SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to put the entire budget into packaging, and almost all the selection is from episode 7. like wtf hasbro.

Later: Star wars toys will be unpainted and unposable, the toy will disintegrate into dust upon looking at it the wrong way because we don't want children cutting themselves, the packaging will be too good, and the selection will only be from the Aunt Beru pours blue milk scene in episode 4.
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Hello all members of the HTF fandom. I would like you to check out this website. It's a very nice place where you can post OCs and fanfics. happytreefanon.wikia.com/wiki/… If you join, I hope you enjoy :)
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Life is bullshit, existence is bullshit, the 90s were bullshit, the 60s were bullshit, the 30s were bullshit, the theory of continental drift is bullshit, the communists were bullshit, the illuminati was bullshit, Death Battle is bullshit, Street Fighter is bullshit, Pokémon is bullshit, DBZ is bullshit, I'm bullshit, you're bullshit, everyone that has lived and died is bullshit, Spongebob is bullshit, Johnny Test is bullshit, Modern Music is bullshit, Imperialism is bullshit, Sex is bullshit, drugs are bullshit, Michael Bay is bullshit, all that exists is bullshit.
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King Pyre's assassination was an important historical event, in which Pyre, the 3rd king of the Lizdrians, met a brutal end while attempting to see if he was still worthy of the crown. the assassin, Drazil the impure, had a long hatred of Pyre due to how the reforms that benefited most, put him in debt and made him change his prejudice against peasants. on the morning of 5 Maetrus 1452, Drazil registered to challenge the king. at 9:40 am, the king entered the arena. Drazil started the round by tiring and wearing the king out, dodging all of his attacks. Drazil saw an opportunity to finish the king, and punched the king in the head, obliterating everything above the lower jaw and sending brains and flesh everywhere. Drazil was apprehended immediately and executed by sword on 7 julius 1454. after that, many reforms occurred. No one below noble class could interact with the royal family, and the arena was closed forever. Pyre's body was sent adrift, while Drazil's body was left to rot. this in part led to the technological revolution.
Lizdrians (also known as gatekot and Haruchin) are a race of lizard or reptilian like creatures that live in mountains, forests, and deserts. They are mostly Warrior-like. the Lizdrians also have a social system, which consists of the Royal Family, the Patricians, the Nobles, the Laborers, and the Peasants. The males and females, while treated the same, are vastly different. The males are carnivorous, and use brute strength, while the females are herbivorous and use psychic powers to attack. While both males and females can use psychic and hand to hand combat, though very rare, the males cannot eat plants and the women cannot eat meat, as their body rejects it, and they will become ill or die after consumption. the males that are higher up often eat seafood, while the females eat assorted fruit. Males of the lower classes eat pork, beef, or poultry, while the females eat vegetables and other plants. most of the fighters in the Lizdrian race come from the noble and peasant class, while the Laborers supply the fighters with weapons, armor, clothes, and fine food for the battlefield. very few of the Royal Family fight in wars, but for a time they would often test their strength to see if they are worthy of still being king or queen (this tradition ended when king Pyre was assassinated by his challenger) . The males are often large, either muscular or heavy, and have long horns that curve in, while the females are rather small and have smaller horns or bumps. The Lizdrians often wear clothes made from leather, silk, pigskin, foiliage, chain, and wool, and often wear gold rings on their arms. the amount or thickness of gold rings often indicate the social class. the Royal Family wear 3 thick rings, the patricians wear 3 thin rings, the nobles wear two thick rings, the Laborers wear 1 thick ring, and the peasants wear 1 thin ring.
well, turns out that they turned off editing to deal with site issues.










just..... god dammit wikia.
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Davidus: A Lizdrian with human genes. He is in his late 60s and is the last hero to fall, as shown in chapter 1.
Alimia: A full blooded Lizdrian. she is in her early 20s.
Gennerus: a human with special powers. he is in his mid teens.
Tutami: one of a near extinct race known as the primations, a monkey-like species. she is in her early 30s.
The Reaper: one of the last of the death clan. he has been around for millions of years. he was banished to hell.
Lass tiem, malnutrition was killed to death by Toy Chica. Freddy sees this and being the fucking prickfucker he is, runs off like a little bitch. This leaves Foxy, BB, and Bonnie to fight the toy jerkfuckers. JJ is about to fuck shit up, when out of nowhere, Springtrap bursts in like a rude motherfucker and kills her by cutting her into pieces. Toy Bonnie is simply like "u wanna go you lil shitfucker? i'll end you right here and now.". Springtrap punches through Toy Bonnie's chest, then rips his fucking head off. Toy Freddy appears behind Springtrap and tries to sneak up on him like a fucking stupid bastard. Springtrap, being the clever little bitch that he is, punches Toy Freddy so hard that his head is blown off. Toy Chica, rather than face the same fate as her companions, puts her hands up. TO BE COCAINE
"I WILL FINISH THIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL!! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY FRIENDS AND HUMANITY!!!!!!", screamed the cloaked man. the man was a Lizdrian, and he was bloodied, his eyes were bloodshot, and his clothes were shredded. he launched himself towards the muscular figure. this figure looked like a cross between lava, ash, and a skeleton. the  the skeletal figure simply chopped the cloaked figure in the neck, breaking his neck. the cloaked figure fell to the ground, near death. The skeletal figure, simply known as the Reaper, walked towards the dying man, Davidus, intending to finish him off. "Pathetic halfbreed. maybe if you were a full blooded Lizdrian, you would have saved humanity, or even better, your race. however, because of your human and Lizdrian parents, you were born weak.", said the Reaper. "........... No...... my race.... has nothing to...... do with it......... had you..... not drained.... the e....energy of my friends...... any hero c...... could........... beat you......... besides........ i can......... defeat.... you...... just not... kill.... kill you...." said Davidus. The Reaper looked shocked. "No........ you don't know the special technique..... do you?!" yelled the Reaper. "Yes....... I........... do.....", said Davidus. The Reaper jumped back in sheer surprise. "No... NO!!!", screamed the Reaper. "Kunan Es Elelnos Civios ENDERISO!!!!!! (translation: I banish you to HELL)", says Davidus. The Reaper is banished to hell, screaming. "H...Humanity.... a-and.........  th.......the.........Lizdrian..... w....... will live..... live on.... f.... for.... one..... t-thousand..... years....... then...... T.....the Reaper.... will be...... released.... Alimia, Gennerus, Tutami.... i have avenged you....." said Davidus in his dying breath. in the next chapter, we will go to the beggining.
Last time, Freddy, being teh absolute penishead  that he is, slips away from Chica, but runs into Metric, still laughing about Foxy tripping over the asshat that is BB. Mathematics is knocked to the floor, only uttering "FUCK!" As she landed. "Oh shit this isn't gud", muttered Freddy. Bonnie walks in the fuckin palace o' pizza, having eaten the fuckin Turkey sandwich. "Whaddup bitchfaces?", screamed Bonnie.Mellow dramatic tells Bonnie that Freddy decided to be a giant fucking prick and knock her off the duelling. Foxy hears this and LHFAO, much to the dismay of matress. This pisses her the fuck off, and so, she screams :"YOU GODDAMN NEEDLEFUCKERS, GET OUTTA MY SITE!!!" This awakens the toy assholes, Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, and JJ. T. Chica gets upsie and walks towards malice, who is still pissed. She flicked the toy fox in the head, killing her to death. TO BE CONCEPT
One day at 12 AM, Foxy was sittting on thu tables, playin' with   some fuckin' plushies, when phone guy wrings. "Purple guy is kill" No, Foxy replies. Just then, Mango juice arrived, hanging from teh sealing as usual. "Wtf is wrong you cheeky lil cunt?, she says. Foxy is abutt to reply, however he trips over BB, who is being an annoying pleb as usual. Macaroni laughs at Foxy, who runs the fuck away like a lil bitch. Bonnie sees this and decides to go to the store. He grabs 666 dullers and 69 sents, the goes to the mini mart around the corner from freddy 's fuckin palace o' pizza. The marionette is working there as his part tiem job. Bonnie buys a fucking turkey sand which and some soda (I don't fuckin know), then leaves, forgetting to pay like a little fucknugget. Meanwhile, Chica is being a greedy cunt and eating All the pizzas., while Freddy stares in disapproval. Chica simply replies " dafuq are you lookin at?, which causes Freddy to be all like, Oh, um nothin'. He then slips away like a stupid assball. TO BE CANNON IT
Some of you may know me here as Deadlydarkmaster. I forgot the password though. So yeah.