Once upon a time a boy named Joseph didn't look at his computer and died. He had a heart attack. if you don't send this to 2.5 people in the next 3 weeks you might get indigestion.
Examples: Everyone who has ever had indigestion ever.
"If you love your mom then post this to 20 people, a girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later, sorry I can't ignore this cause I love my mom..."