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A driver is pulled over by a policeman.

Man:iconpervmonkeyplz:: :iconsaysplz:Is there a problem Officer?
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Sir, you were speeding.
Man::iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz: Oh I see.
Officer: :iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz:Can I see your licence please?
Man: :iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Don't have one?
Man: :iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: :iconcomeatmeplz::iconsaysplz:I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man::iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz: I can't do that.
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Why not?
Man::iconahemplz: :iconsaysplz:I stole this car.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Stole it?
Man: :iconyoyosarcasmplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: :iconshockplz::iconsaysplz:You what?
Man::iconmonkeyclap::iconsaysplz: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5:icononionraceplz: :icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz:police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: :iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.

Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: Is this your car sir?
Man: :iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: :icononionpanicplz::iconsaysplz:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.

Man: :iconohnoyoudirintplz::iconsaysplz:Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.