A driver is pulled over by a policeman.
Man
:
Is there a problem Officer?
Officer:
Sir, you were speeding.
Man:
Oh I see.
Officer:
Can I see your licence please?
Man:
I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer:
Don't have one?
Man:
Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer:
I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man:
I can't do that.
Officer:
Why not?
Man:
I stole this car.
Officer:
Stole it?
Man:
Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer:
You what?
Man:
She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5
police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2:
Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man:
Is there a problem sir?
Officer2:
One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man:
Murdered the owner?
Officer2:
Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.
Officer2:
Is this your car sir?
Man:
Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2:
One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2:
Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.
Man:
Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.
