YouMaySpankItOnce

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Even if little is known about such a man’s actual feelings or plans when he first arrives in a neighborhood, the surrounding families treat this as settled fact. They consider him the rightful property of one or another of their daughters. It is not so universally acknowledged that a married woman, once got, must sooner or later learn her duties from her husband’s gentle hand of guidance, or else find herself bent across his knee so that she might instead learn from her husband’s firm hand of correction.  Mr. Bennet of Longbourn had once possessed a very clear opinion on the matter of spanking. Jane, Elizabeth, and Mary had all been turned over his knee when pride, idleness, or a sharp tongue required it. He had done it without rage and without shame, and his three eldest daughters had grown up knowing what was expected of them.  Kitty, the fourth daughter, had been

Chapter II: Borgin and Burkes Thanks to the eavesdropping fiasco, Draca spent the first few weeks of her summer holidays unable to sit down comfortably. Given that it was a repeat offense, Draca was sentenced to receive three spankings a day, every day, until further notice. Every morning, Dobby the house elf would awaken Draca, and immediately administer her first spanking of the day using his elfish magic. However much Dobby sympathised with her, they both knew Dobby was under direct orders from Mr. Malfoy. The moment Dobby snapped his fingers, Draca was lifted into the air, before a pair of invisible hands removed her pajamas and administered her “wakeup-call” spanking. Draca didn’t bother to argue with Dobby, nor did she resent him for this.  If anything, the spanking from Dobby was the easiest part of her day. She spent her mornings either standing at her desk to work on homework for Hogwarts or else practicing for Quidditch tryouts. Riding her old racing broomstick was torment,