*Madara, Kisame, Zetsu, Konan and Team Taka are in the meeting room*
Madara: Thank you all for comming so fast after our little incidents. I wanted to give you a small update of our situation...
Madara: WE ARE FUCKED.
Sasuke: How much?
Madara: You lost fucking Hachibi, we dont even know where he went!... and Pain, fuck it, Pain gave the kid the ability to control the freaking kyuubi's chakra. THAT FUCKED UP.
Sasuke: Hey, it was a Tentacle... at least it wasn't a log. Seriously how would I've know?
Madara: Is called "IM A GENIUS with SHARINGAN". That's how you knoW!
Sasuke: I... I got something in my eye...
Kisame: Well, this is not the time to point fingers at others.
Zetsu: Aww.... / Shut up.
Madara: I just want ABSOLUTE POWER! Is that too much to ASK!?
Konan: Now now... let's count to Ten. That always helped Nagato.
Suigetsu: This group sucks.
Juugo: I dont care anymore.
Karin: Sasuke~... After this meeting... would you like