Nothing Like A Bowl of Cookies to Start the Day

"Mister Umi? Are you sure you should be eating that stuff at your age?"
"What?! Cereal is simple to fix and doesn't require a lot of clean up!"
"Okay, fine; but don't you think you've had enough? That's your fifth bowl this morning."
"I can't help it! I love this stuff and besides, it's not like it's a lot!"

Yeah, fun fact about Mister Umi, but he loves Cookie Crisp cereal. Every so often, he'll just fix up a bowl of Cookie Crisp and just chow down! Though lately, he's been using it as more of stress relief and as a result will go through bowls of the stuff. In fact, his current record is eating at least three boxes of Cookie Crisp in a single morning. Strangely enough, he doesn't seem too worried about what all that sugar could be doing to his health. After all, he still has three buns in the oven...