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I would just like to announce that my new best time for intermediate minesweeper is 54 seconds.  Still haven't beaten expert, but almost.  And you should all watch this:…
It's damn funny.
  • Listening to: Country music station on Pandora
  • Eating: nothing. i'm hungry.
If ONE more person complains about being single on Valentine's day, I may actually pop their head off.  This "Single Awareness Day" crap is ridiculous.  Stop whining.  I don't have a boyfriend, and I LOVE Valentine's day.  My red high heels and red sweater, which would look ridiculous on any other day, actually work together.  And I can sit around with my girlfriends, eat chocolate cake and drink some red wine, and watch a trashy romance movie.  And my mom always sends me a care package with some slutty bras and underwear for a joke.  And I can paint my nails all Valentine's-y.  So tell me, how is any of the above bad? Ferserious guys, I'm sick and tired of all the whining, you sound like you're 12.  Be happy with your life.  Carpe Diem and all that stuff.  You know there's a lot of stuff that you COULD'T do if you were in a relationship right now?  Think of something that you couldn't do if you had a boy/girlfriend and go do it.

I think I may write something for Valentine's day, just to prove my point further.  

P.S. Guess what is STILL on in my dorm room?  If you guessed "that damned TV" then you'd be right.  My earbuds are the most beautiful things ever.
  • Listening to: Country music station on Pandora
  • Eating: strawberry mini wheats
  • Drinking: coffee :)
Sweet Jesus, DA makes everything IMPOSSIBLE.

First it was literature submissions, now its those damn stamps!!!  I desperately want to have them on my page, but i cant figure out HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a side note, I DESPISE Jersey Shore.  And my roommate is obsessed with it.  And the TV in general.  I swear, that thing NEVER GOES OFF.  Even during finals week.  Basic roommate etiquette, come on.  Is it so much to ask that we turn it off during homework time?

Edit: Just figured out that you can only have stamps on your page if you're a premium member. Yipee.
  • Listening to: Jersey Shore
  • Drinking: coffee....eeww its cold
Everyone's freaking out about their horoscopes gating changed, and I am nothing but amused about the whole thing.  Turns out they do all the time.  Read this:… Can i just say: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

As for me?  I've always thought that the whole thing was a load of BS. My birthday, June 21st, used to fall barely within the Gemini range.  "Change and freedom are extremely important to Gemini...They are very flighty and will disappear for a long time as they meet new friends and explore new places...Gemini tends to disperse their energy on different tasks and not just focus on one thing thus leaving a trail of unfinished projects in their wake."  Nope. Try again.  "A Gemini friend can fill you in with the latest gossip and if you love conversation, the Gemini delivers...They are very generous with their friends, they will spend lots of time with you and share everything with you...Gemini can talk and talk, but they have interesting things to say, their talk is not mindless babble...Gemini would rather be naive then know the depressing truth."  Okay, getting closer.

According to the new Zodiac calander, it's on the border of Taurus and Gemini.  So let me look at Taurus a little bit..."Taurus is not the one who ventures out into the unknown and leads the way...Taurus stubborn streak...they like to do things their way...Their friends are treated like family and they are fiercely loyal and dependable...Taurus loved to be host or hostess...They can be very lazy when someone gives them orders or wants them to do something they do not want to do...Taurus are not fond of change...They do not like anything new because anything new is unknown and Taurus fears the unknown."  Not too bad.  "The stubborn streak can cause Taurus to butt heads and conflict with other strong character types...Taurus are not frivolous spenders but they like to live lavishly and surround themselves with nice possessions and foods, which all adds up resulting in large spending habits...Taurus are deeply sensitive, the slightest comment or negative remark will be taken personally and they can easily get offended or hurt...Taurus women are masters in the art of seduction...She will get what she wants but her patience is incredible." Ehh, not so much.

"But, Ally, the horoscopes have helped me so much!  I never would have met (insert name here), the love of my life, without it!"

The daily horoscopes are always one of two things: within your control (so they end up being self-fulfilling-prophecies) or vague enough that you can fill in the blanks yourself and it'll still be right, or a combination of both.

Now, if you want a science-based description of your personality, look up the Meyers-Briggs Personality test.  It's scary how accurate it is.  I'm an ESFJ.

Now I'm going to go continue laughing at the people going "OHEMGEEE HOW DARE THEY CHANGE IT LEO 4EVAH!!!!"  Or some such variation.  And if this whole schpeal insulted you because you check your horoscope before you do so much as take a shit, then I apologize.
  • Listening to: a boring physiology lecture
  • Drinking: coffee
I, Ally, a computer dumbass, figured out how to submit literature pieces. They need to make it easier to do that. We should ALL complain and harass the DeviantArt staff until they do.  Who, just for the record, are entirely useless.  I must have sent five different messages begging for help. All right I'm done complaining.  Now, I will go upload all my short pieces.  For my longer one that is in progress (and moving very slowly unfortunately) you will have to go visit me here:…

You don't have to have an account to review, so please do, I love knowing I made you smile or cry, or whatever my story happened to make you feel.

And just so you all know, I have the sweetest dog in the world.  She's currently curled up next to me, underneath my covers, and twitching cause she's dreaming like crazy.  Cutest thing ever.  She does it every night and it's STILL freakin adorable.


I have finals this week.  I have a final each on Monday, Tuseday, and Wednesday, and I have extra credit to do and homework since October to catch up on.  And what have I completed today?  Writing a rather endearing one-shot about the birth of Zuko and Katara's first steambaby. Fanfreakintastic.  I'm gonna fail.  Why oh why does inspiration always strike at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME??? WHHHHHYYYY?????

Oh, and once I figure out how the HELL to make previews for literature pieces, I will post all that here.  If anyone can help me, I'd really appreciate it.  The DeviantArt support staff have ignored all my pleas for help.