FUCK THE RULES I DO WHAT I WANT
Questions por moi:
- What's your favorite thing to say to people when you're losing an argument? (I tell people to Hush.)
"Well...uh...up yours!" OR "Shut your cake hole."
- Is 2 a prime number?
Nnnnnn-yyyyyyyyyes. My answer is yes.
- I still don't care for the new journal writer/editor. How do you feel about it?
Eeeeh, it's a little difficult to see the title. But other than that, it's pretty cool!
- Even though I don't care for even numbers, I'm alright with 4. Because it's 2 + 2, 2 * 2, and 2 ^ 2. Just kinda cool. Do you have any preferences to particular numbers like I do?
It's a prime number and it's amazing because hey how many Horcruxes (Horcruxi?) did Voldie make? Seven.
- Do you think I'm who I say I am or do you think I'm a rubber duck?
You are obviously neither. You are a potato chip. A Dorito. Weird Al makes fun of you and your Commodore 64.
- Are you perverted?
Psh. What? No. Psh. Psssshh. Ppppppssssshhhhh.
- Tell me a dirty joke.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
- Can you say your alphabet backwards?
Yes. I was taught how to for choir practice in 6th grade and I never really lost that skill.
- What's a language you wish you could speak/read/write fluently in?
EVERYTHING. I WISH I COULD SPEAK AND WRITE AND READ EVERYTHING. I LOVE LANGUAGES LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAANDDDDDDD.
- Are you a fan of any movies/shows that you'd get called a dork/nerd/geek for liking?
Yes. Should I list? I'm going to list.
Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (though I get called pervert the most for this one)
SHERLOCK SEASON 3 IS COMING OUT SOON a;lksidhblahwekrjhaskdgfrgff
Doctor WHO IS THE TWELFTH DOCTOR I NEEEED TO KNOOOOOW
Star Trek 2009 and STID
All Disney movies ever
All Dreamworks movies ever
All Pixar movies ever
Lots and lots more
- If you had a pet dinosaur, what dinosaur would it be? What color would it be? What would you name it? What would you feed it? Give me a 200 word essay on the type of life you want it to have.
A BLUE PTERODACTYL NAMED PHOEBE WHO WOULD EAT ALL OF MY ENEMIES.
I would want Phoebe to be free, to be able to do whatever he wants, to live the type of life where he wouldn't get discriminated for having a "female" name or for liking other male pterodactyls. He will be above name calling and hurtful words and shall live in peace and harmony, that is, until the fire nation attacks. Then, we shall fly around together fighting evil and eating ice cream whenever the fuck we want. We would then go and kill the fire king and take over, and build a dictatorship around love, peace, and equality for all.
You only get 100 words because I do what I want.
Thank you, have a great day. Goodbye.