broke as a joke

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fuck? that.

cops w/ nothing better to do w/ their lives than sit there, THREE OF EM AT A TIME, at a tiny little suburban intersection where nothing nothing NOTHING ever happens, and give people tickets. a hundred and thirty FREAKING dollars for ten miles over the speed limit. of course it's payday, luckily i'm working MAD EXTRA HOURS. i knew i didn't want to work today. when the boss asked me yesterday, i did all i could reasonably do to get out of it. i worked doubly hard to finish the appointed task, i came very very close to lying. but of course here i am. w/ $130 freaking ticket. and only enough Task to keep me busy for like an hour. bastards. yesterday did see the return of my favourite nagano-plated vehicle, though. i work next door to a used car place, and for a while they had this scary acura w/ a japanese license plate. NAGANO 4EVA! anyhow, it went away for a while, but now it's back! so i took a picture. even though my camera phone is not the swellest thing on the planet, i promise you, it does have a fancy nagano license plate. NAGANO 4EVARZ. ... ... ...

NAGANO 4EVA by yatsu

i also took a bunch of other pictures, mostly of the sorry state of my office.

office pic 1 by yatsu    office pic 2 by yatsu

and here's what i was doing most of yesterday:

filing by yatsu the job by yatsu

then he has me come in early again today to finish up like SIX freaking boxes of canceled checks FROM BEFORE MY PARENTS EVEN MET EACH OTHER. i have just completed, in one hour, the task he had me come in three hours early for. i am braving sanded drywall, an air conditioner w/ no freaking filter, and industrial latex paint in order to file his personal tax records in a box i'd rather crawl into and go to sleep in.

what does make my day quite happy though, is the thought of receiving my newest toy:

undead chinamen by yatsu

it's called a kyonshi. well, that's the japanese word for it. it's a chinese hopping corpse. in japan, they wear shabby robes and carry their souls around in a lantern, but in china, apparently, they just hop around and sometimes save people and sometimes do spooky things. they're not necessarily evil. not in japan, either. i read a myth where a chap's life was saved by one of them. it scared him away from his own house, which was then struck by lightening and destroyed. such a cute little chap! i'm getting it from a creepy little store called strapya. it's kind of a disturbing place, but i've ordered from them before, so i'm feeling alright about it. i've got a takeda shingen strap and a pair of geta. they both rock. now i'll have a cute little undead chinaman too! yay!

now if only i could get the fuck out of this office. preferably before i get myself fired for insubordination.




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getting fired for insubordination is indeed a bad thing.

you should have listened to mommy and told him that she said you couldn't work today.