Yasuinu

(Contains female muscle, immense strength, feats of strength, boasting, cocky muscular women, comparisons) “LADIES AND GENTLEPIRATES! ARE YA HAVIN’ FUN?! ARE YA ENJOYIN’ THIS YEAR’S IRON FESTIVAL?!” A man’s gravely voice echoed like cannon fire across an open crater, punctuated by a thunderous roar from the audience. Thousands of pirates, bounty hunters, mercenaries, merchants, and thrill-seekers howled back in answer. They cheered, whistled, raised tankards of booze, and banged weapons against metal railings. The festival had been going strong for days, and the crowd’s energy was only getting wilder. The announcer himself stood proudly on a platform raised high above the central arena; an older pirate with a lion’s mane of gray-streaked black hair, an ornate tricorn hat tilted rakishly atop his head. His weathered face bore the swagger of countless battles; a jagged eye-patch over his right eye, and a gleaming wooden peg leg that thumped as he turned to face the crowd. He grinned