Hi there, sports fans. If anyone in the world actually sees this, there's a reason I've been even more hermit-like and unproductive since I last wrote: drug withdrawal! Yes, if you ever watched Trainspotting (I haven't, but that's beside the point) and thought "Gee, I wish I could experience junk sickness, too. It looks so fun!", all you have to do is take prescription painkillers for a year, then decide you're sick of the nausea and constipation, and stop taking them. You too can experience months of gut cramps, chills, soaked sheets and constant diarrhea! Your body will hurt in ways you never imagined it could! And even after the acut...