The Super Militant 4

Jerk: Why do you keep treating us like monsters?!

Super militant: Ask yourselves. Why do you keep acting like monsters?

Jerk: You're just a crybaby who can't take a simple joke!

Super militant: A joke huh? So the guy who was complaining to me about you and your obnoxious friends who keep harassing him all of the time was crying because he can't take a joke? Well neither can you take mine.

Jerk: Beating us up and cursing us is not a joke!

Super militant: Then take your word

back and stop harassing that guy or I'm not going to leave you alone.

Jerk: You just can't understand us or even have a sense of humor.

Super militant: And probably you can't distinguish between humor and actual abusive behavior. If nobody taught you what's right and what's wrong then I'll be happy to teach you. Otherwise you're trying to normalize your actions.

Jerk: You can't treat us like that. We're still humans and we have feelings.

Super militant: You mean your malicious feelings? Like laughing at people's misfortunes, enjoying causing pain to others emotionally and physically and being so selfish all of the time? Yes I know the feelings of the jerks like you.

Jerk: What should we do? It's our nature, and you can't change our nature.

Super militant: As well as the nature of monsters is to devastate cities and consume their inhabitants. And as a superhero my duty is to stop these monsters from destroying the cities and kill the inhabitants. Do you want me to let monsters destroy the cities and kill people because I can't change their nature? And If it is in your nature to inflict emotional and physical harm upon others, it is equally in mine to prevent and subdue you in order to ensure the safety of the others. So stop trying rationalize your despicable actions and don't make me catch you harassing that guy again or any other underdog or I'll be your worst nightmare forever, understand?! If you're thirsty for such despicable actions do them at least with the likes of you, not with innocent underdogs.