Johnny And The bear Trap

Once upon a time I was at the park with a friend of mine, named Alex. We got an idea to set out a bear trap in the middle of a park. As we sat back and slupred our slushies an old ex-boyfriend of mine walked by. Then, all of a sudden, he stepped in the bear trap and got his foot cut off!! Me and alex laughed until our lungs impolded! And this all happened in the back of my twistedly evil mind. The end.

~*Krutches