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X-Ray the Clown
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Rusty Way XIII by XRayTheClown, visual art

Artist // Hobbyist // Design & Interfaces
My Bio
[I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. When I pout ~ the whole world tries to make me smile and everyone always wants to know, who... Is... That boy?]

Current Residence: Saint~Petersburg, Russia
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium, Large
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Rock, Heavy~Metal
Favourite movies: Adventure, Fantasy, Horrors
Favourite photographer: Slim
Favourite style of art: digital art, steampunk
Operating System: Windows 8
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Skin of choice: Tattooed
Favourite cartoon character: Cheshire Cat
Favourite anti hero: Archimonde
Personal Quote: X-Ray the Clown is the name that I go by and powers my name, the clown be insane!
Интересы: панк, музыка, секс, рок, мотоциклы, татуировки, world of warcraft, нимфоманки, muscle cars
Любимые книги: писатели золотого века
Любимые блюда: мясо по-Французски
Любимые города и страны: Питер
Любимые занятия: фотошоп и скетчи
Любимые места: развалины и заброшенные места
Самое хорошее в жизни: мифы и легенды
Самое ужасное в жизни: человечество
Какие качества вы цените в людях: доброту, позитивность и ебанутость
Какое место занимает в вашей жизни религия: первое с конца
Ваши достоинства: забавный и весёлый
Ваши недостатки: лень...
Что вам нравится или не нравится в телевизоре: бесит попса!
Как вы относитесь к мату: как Маяковский

Favourite Visual Artist
it's hard to choice one...
Favourite Movies
Madhouse, Pirates of the Caribbean
Favourite TV Shows
Viva La Bam, Jackass, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Lexx
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Dominia, The Пауки, Kurt Cobain
Favourite Books
The Satanic Bible
Favourite Writers
Anton LaVey
Favourite Games
World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Brütal Legend, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Favourite Gaming Platform
XBOX 360 Slim
Tools of the Trade
Pencil, Paint Shop, Photoshop
Other Interests
Dark Carnival, music, photography, converse, movies, goth, pin up, punk, rock

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Thank you for the fav on

Waiting For You

Ur welcome! I really love this girl :D

Thank you so much

Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama? :shakefist:

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.