250 Slytherin Morals I'm going to keep adding them
#1 We do it better, Much better.
#2 It is not enough that I must succeed. Others must fail.
#3 Violence isn't the answer, but it is AN answer
#4 Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
#5 Mean and funny is still funny
#6 He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day
#7 Real friends help you incendio the bodies
#8 Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
#9 If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.
#10 I'm sorry, was that supposed to be offensive?
#11 Evil is the premeditated act of being a dick.
#12 It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. people are either charming or tedious.
#13 Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
#14 I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure
#15 The fact that no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.