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I find when I take little breaks from dA (accidental or not) I always feel like, scared and embarrassed to go back, because all the art that's featured is so old and gahhhhhhhh I'm lame. But hi! I'm alive! And ready to party! And trying to write more! And doing a writing collab of life and lifeliness with GorgeousMorning! Aaaaand there are way too many exclamation marks in this journal! That's all I had to say! Okay bye!
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If you were so drunk you couldn't even stand, would the last person you kissed take care of you?

-Well, yeah, of course, but he's kind of incredibly incredibly opposed to drinking, like, with a passion, so... afterward, that would cause incredibly serious complications. Srs convos bruh.

Do you have a lighter on you?

-Yep, it's black and white and checkery and I use it to melt drinking straws. How fuckin' cool am I.

After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom?

-Bedroom.

Someone tells you that your beautiful/good looking. What do you say?

-Awkwardly giggle like a 12 year old fucking girl and look down blushing like a retard unknowing of what to say. I seriously need to learn to take genuine compliments better.

If you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick?

-...Oranges. Or like... peaches or plums.

What are your plans for this weekend?

-Well, on Friday I went to Bananapalooza at Solid Rock Cafe with Nathaniel and Walker and Shanell and Alice and Brianna and Rachael and Ben and Luke and IT WAS AMAZING AND I LOVE MY LIFE :heart: AAAAAAAand yesterday I just drew all morning and then Walker called, and we hung out and majorly cleaned the basement and listened to records (and I sorted allll our fuckin' records alphabetically like the bossiest boss that ever bossed a boss), and today my mom and I are just gonna go on a drive and pretend it's summer and bring our cameras, and go to Sally's Beauty Supply if it's open because I AM STUPID AND DIDN'T KNOW WE HAVE A SALLYS AND THEY STOCK A BALLSACK LOAD OF MANIC PANIC. WHY DID I NOT KNOW WE HAD A SALLY'S. WAT.

Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?

-Meh. This IS the internet, afterall.

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

-One sec, I'll ask her. She says; "Well duh." :heart: ay hart mai muhmah.

Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?

-I suppose my hair could be a distraction to drivers... I could cause an accident for being a yellow highlighter D:

Are you comfortable with your height?

- I used to hate it, but I kinda like feeling tiny.

How would you react if you found out a friend had died?

-I'd be an absolute, absolute mess. Doesn't matter what friend, I adore everyone I even remotely call a friend with a passion.

What are you doing for your next birthday?

-Well, it WAS just my birthday, and I watched Doctor Who and drank tea alone for the most part. It was pretty cool. Just another day. BUT I GOT A LEFTY UKELELE. YESSSSS.

Do you drink milk straight from the carton?

-PFFFF, YES. I'm a 16 year old boy, leave me alone.

Are you attracted to anyone right now?

-Well yeah, I have a boyfriend man. Apparently this survey is a man. HAY IT'S OUR 5 MONTH AS OF YESTERDAY I KEEP FORGETTING THAT. It's almost half a year, oh my god, yeyeyey.

When you woke up, what were your first thoughts this morning?

-WOAH WHADDAFUQ WHERE AM- Oh yeah, I slept in the basement. Oh, hello Mr.Bear. I see you're looking rather heppy.

What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?

-Shleeping.

What was the last thing you drank?

-Water, last night, because Jillian is retarded and gets nauseous about 9685098574 times a second. WHY DOES ANYONE LOVE ME. MY STOMACH IS THE EQUIVALENT TO A DRUNKEN 1 MONTH OLD SLOTH.

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?

-Me thinks that cute Black Paradey place in NYC.

How many arguments have you had with the last person you kissed?

-...None. Ever. What the fuck. We're awesome :heart:

Is any part of your body sore?

-Just neck. And my ankle, for some reason.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

-To not be a cheesy derp and protect the identity of the actual person, I just asked my mom and she says yes, so I win c: My mom apparently loves me "huge, festering amounts". I am loved.

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?

-Uh... Only once semi-badly. Freakin' Citizen Erased freakin' being freakin' incredibly emotional and freakin' accurate. But like twice significantly, and a bunch of times from laughing my ass off.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?

-Nope, schoolioz bruh.

You're stuck in a locked room with the last person you kissed what happens?

-Exactly what we always do, be weird and lovely and wonderful and probably have the age-old La Dispute vs Brain Drill debate.

Did anyone see your last kiss?

-I don't think so, unless his mom was like, looking in the window. PFFFFF.

Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?

-YES.YESSSSSSSS. UEUSWUFUASFASGDRH. MY LIFE.

Are your blankets normally kicked all over the place when you wake up?

-Nah, I sleep pretty peacefully. Like a hibernating bear. Or a dead ferret.

Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you?

-Nathaniel. AKA Wallace Wallace :heart: Nope, we're the epitome of buds. I wish we were closer, Nathaniel's fuckin' awesome. God I swear a lot in this. SORRY EVERYONE D:

Do you lose your keys often?

-Naw.

Do you have any piercings?

-Pinna on left ear and two lobes stretched to 2g :heart: My goal is 0g. ONE MORE STRETCH! THREE MORE WEEKS AND I SHALT BE SET.

Are you happy right now?

-Definitely!

Whose bed other than yours did you last lay on?

-Bed? Ummmmm... Wow, that's weird, it's been a long time, I think it was the bed in Walker's mom's apartment, like eight billion years ago. (Like... a week ago or so xD).

What is the worst physical pain you have ever felt?

-Uh, the worst? Self-inflicted. Or you could pretend I didn't say that and pretend I said like, menstrual cramps... Which is actually so fucking bad lately it's almost up there.
"Fnnnighhh... I'm just gonna curl up in a ball now."
*pat pat*
:heart:

When was the last time you talked to the last person you kissed?

-Last night.

Did anything bad happen to you in September?

-Yeah, September was kinda the worst month, like, of my life.

When you're at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?

-Swim moar! :heart: But it kills my hair colour, this summer I'll need to buy a swimcap... I'll be bald ;D

How's your day been?

Pretty fantabulistico. It's only 11:18, but we have plans and such and it shalt be wonderous.

Do you drink enough water?

Not really.

What were you doing at 4am?

Shleeping?

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

When I feel like being gangster hip.

Do you have a tattoo?

Nope, but I have plans. I've promised to myself not to act on any of them until I'm at least 18. 18 for little things that are hide-able, 20 or 22 for like, a big chest piece of sleeves or something MAAAJOR. I do want to get a chest piece. Really bad. And I've wanted Black Holes and Revelations and Our Hopes and Expectations on my wrists for literally 3 years. BUT STILL. WAITING.

Last person that went to the mall with you?

-My mawm c:

Who made you laugh last?

-Walker, I'm sure.

How's your hair looking?

Meh, I need to style it, I just got up. But it's the brightest colour my hair has ever been, so that's a plus.

Do you think relationships are hard?

Actually, no, not at all. This is the most wonderful, chillin', simple, lovely thing I've ever like... had, in my life. If you find the right person and you're both totally compatible, it's just awesome and perfect. In my experiences, relationships are a helluva lot easier than friendships. A helluva lot.

What are you thinking about right now?

-Breakfast. I'm so hungry I feel nauseous. My stomach is dead. Leave me alone, I'm a fatass.

Are promises important to you?

-If someone genuinely means it, very. Veryveryvery.

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?

- Mai bfzorz.

Do you get jealous easily?

- Naw. I'm not really a jealous person.

Honestly, do you really love the last person you said I love you to?

- Well yeah, incredibly much so.

Are you good at wrapping presents?

-I am hilariously terrible :heart: WHAT AM IO GOING TO DO IF I'M EVER LIKE, A MOM, AND CHRISTMAS? WHAT WILL I DO? IT'S SO BAAA-HAA-HAAADDDDDD.

How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?

-Indifferent, she's not with anyone else and if she was I'd be totally totally happy for her :heart:

What do you think about the weather?

-NOTHIN' BUT BLUUUUUE SKIESSSSSSSS~ :heart: (Actually not really, everything's like, gray, but it's sunny was balls, like, blindingly sunny. It's cool.)

Where would I find you this upcoming Thursday?

-Innnn Edmonton! Partyin' hard with my famjam and all the Chinooks or whatever.

I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

-I bet I'm awkward about answering questions like this! (But if you bet a large sum of money... you would win. The money, you... you'd win the money. Okay bye.)

If you were on life support, would the last male you kissed come visit you?

-Jesus balls I hope so. Probably, unless like, he was on life support too.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

-"Hi."
"Sup?"
"This."

Would you go out in public looking like you do now?

- Noooo. these shorts are retardedly short. and like I said- hair. Style. I must do.

Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?

-Uh, my mom, when I started yelling "EYEBROWSEYEBROWSEYEBROWS"

This time last year, were you single?

Yeah, but a couple weeks later that changed.

Do you have a best friend who is of the opposite sex?

I kinda wanna be closer friends with Nathaniel, but right now, no. I have a lot of close guy friends though, even though they're creepy and hit on me way too much way too obviously.

Do you fall for people easily?

That's a weird question. I'll fall just like that if the person it right. If it's not the right person, I won't fall at all.

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?

Forward! Chinooks! Edmonton! Yeah!

Do you find smoking unattractive?

- Yeah, it smells like shit.

What annoys you?

Adele, Kate Hudson, food, certain people right now.

What exactly are you wearing now?

Awkward short short short shorts, awkward too-tight cherry red tank top and a bad Christmas sweater open over that.

Would you kiss the person you last kissed again?

- I won't see them for another two weeks. But yeah, yes, without any hesitation, duh.

Pick 5 PEOPLE you love without looking at the questions first (in no specific order)

BUT I LOVE EVERYONE

1.  The Shelley

2.  The Mere

3. The Pere

4. The ker of walk

5. The Aa of Ron.

Q: Have you ever kissed number 5?

KDJFGHFKDJGHDFKJG NO. HE'S MY PIANO TEACHER, DUDE,WHAT THE FUCK, NOT LOVE LIKE THAT. *dies*

Q: When's the next time you're going to see number 4?

-Uh, in two weeks when I get the fuck back from Vancouver and it's the Weekend and he's in Town and the world is a good place.

Q: Is number 2 pretty

- Wonderfully so :heart:

Q:How did you meet number 3?

I do believe he is my father.

Q: Have you seen number 1 in the last month?

Yup yup yup.

Q: Do you think number 5 has a crush on you?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- WHY.

Q: Have you ever been to number 4's house?

I've been to his Grandmother's place and his mom's place, but his house-house is like an hour away in the middle of no-where, so I haven't been there yet.

Q: Are you really close to number 1?

Well yeeuh.

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?

Ohhh yeah.

Q: Would you ever hang out with number 4 alone?

:iconlololololplz:

Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?

Doctor Who and geeky stuff and books and Math and cars and Top Gear and life and loveliness.

Q: Do you have secrets with 5?

Only that he likes the song Call Me Maybe... ;D

Q: Would you give 2 a hug?

I just got up and did when I read this question.

Q: Describe the relationship between 3 and 1.

My Dad and Shelley. Uh, I dunno.

Q: Do you live close to number 4?

Dude, it's an hour's difference. It sucks balls. He lives the farthest of everyone on this list.

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1?

Too many to even go there. BOB BERKUS :heart:

Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?

Mehhhhhheh?

Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to as much now?

Oh, of course. Life's life.

Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?

Yeah. Good times.

When will be the next time you text someone?

Probably soon, Nathaniel and I text a lot.

How much money did you spend today?

None yet. SALLY'S BEAUTY SUPPLY, MANIC PANIC, COME AT ME MY SWEET~~~~

What will you be doing tomorrow?

School and partyin' hardcore like a gangster hood, like all of my days are passed so casually. :iconisayplz:

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?

Course. Claire punched me in the face in her sleep, though - u - :heart:

What are you looking forward to right now?

BREAKFAST. I'M GOING TO VOMIT.

Where will you be 5 hours from now?

Hopefully out.

Do you want any children?

Meh, only if they have a fro. I actually don't know if I want to get married ever. I don't fee like it could ever happen. No one can put up with me for that long xD

Is there something you're happy about at the moment?

Yup!

How old do you look?

People say I look 16 or 17 usually, but I've gotten 18 and 20 before, what the actual fuck. I'M 14.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

...Meh. I guess? Not really.

Do you like movie nights?

Meh. Only if it's like.... anime c: OR SCOTT PILGRIM JUST OVER AND OVER.

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

I don't know, I fell asleep to Abba on Vinyl, it was perfect. I was probably... OH I REMEMBER. I was getting all emotional because Slipping Through My Fingers is the saddest song in the world. There's something about it being played through a record player that just makes it hit home so hard. I. Do not. Ever want. To grow up.

Have you had sex in the past 3 weeks?

Virginioso! And plan on staying that way for a good amount of time.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?

Um... yeah. I did a few weeks ago. That was... weird. Yeah.  

Have you ever taken anyone/anything for granted?

Oh, of course, I'm only human.

Do you act differently around the person you like?

No, it would be better if I did. "Hay wakkhur... CURTAINS." *throws curtain*
Someone please help me. I am actually seriously mentally challenged. HELP.

Do you remember who you liked in grade seven?

-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I liked like a thousand people all at once. My heart just spazzed and I loved everyone. There were three main people I kept jumping to, though... I couldn't freaking control all the loves.

How often do you drink Monster?

Not too much, but ay hart it. Better than Redbull, actually, Monster is just so happy and friendly.
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Right now,
I hope you're ready for a firefight
'Cause the devil's got your number tonight
(They say!)
"We're never leaving this place alive"
But if you sing these words, we'll never die

Get off the ledge and drop the knife
Not a victim of a victim's life
Because this ain't a room full of suicides
We're believers, I believe tonight

We can leave this world, leave it all behind
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind
We can live forever if you've got the time

Na na na na na, na na na na na
If you save yourself tonight
Na na na na na, na na na na na
If you save yourself tonight

I'll tell you all how the story ends
Where the good guys die and the bad guys win
(Who cares?)
This ain't about all the friends you made
But the graffiti they write on your grave

For all of us who've seen the light
Salute the dead and lead the fight
Hail, hail!
Who gives a damn if we lose the war?
Let the walls come down, let the engines roar

We can leave this world, leave it all behind
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind
We can live forever if you've got the time
(Whoa!)
I'm the only friend that makes you cry
You're a heart attack in black hair dye
So just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight

Are y'all ready where you are at?
If you save yourself tonight
('Cause we're coming for you)
Can you save yourself tonight?
Right now!
'Cause I'll hold them back!

We can leave this world, leave it all behind
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind
We can live forever if you've got the time
You motherfucker! (Whoa!)
You're the broken glass in the morning light
Be a burning star if it takes all night
So just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight

Na na na na na, na na na na na
(If you save yourself tonight)
Na na na na na, na na na na na
(Can you save yourself tonight?)
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Things you did in 2011- bolding

1. Dyed your hair.
2. Had sex.
3. Got into a car accident.
4. Got fired.
5. Quit a job.
6. Got a new job.
7. Made out with someone.
8. Broke up with someone.
9. Got into a new relationship.
10. Had sex with more than three people.
11. Smoked weed.
12. Fell in love.
13. Fell out of love.
14. Had a crush.
15. Had a falling out with a friend.
16. Donated something to charity.
17. Got a new car.
18. Skipped class.
19. Called out of work. (Well, school.)
20. Met someone who you can't imagine your life without.
21. Went to a new school.
22. Switched your major (if you're in college).
23. Read more than five books.
24. Did drugs (other than weed).
25. Got drunk.
26. Woke up somewhere unfamiliar.
27. Had a sleepover.
28. Tried a new recipe.
29. Told someone off.
30. Cried.
31. Cried over someone of your preferred sex.
32. Got a tattoo.
33. Got a piercing.
34. Rented a hotel room.
35. Had a birthday party.
36. Went to a birthday party.
37. Went on a shopping spree.
38. Visited New York City. :heart:
39. Visited another country.
40. Tried a new food. (Ramen. Is. God.)
41. Got into a physical fight. (...Does yourself count? No? Lulzkay.)</b>
42. Wanted to kill someone.
43. Visited another state.
44. Joined a dating site. (I WANT TO AS A HUGE JOKE. MAKE LIKE, A FAKE ACCOUNT... ABOUT SOMEONE... WHO'S OBSESSED WITH MUSE. BUT, LIKE, SCARILY. lul sorry capz)
45. Got a haircut. (Mohawk :heart:)
46. Got a new hair style.
47. Kissed more than five people.
48. Talked with an old friend.
49. Lost a friend.
50. Had a death in the family.
51. Graduated high school.
52. Spent over $100 on one item.
53. Did something really stupid.
54. …but learned your lesson from the aforementioned stupid thing.
55. Lost your car keys.
56. Got a new best friend. (It was kinda late 2010, but IT STILL COUNTS.)
57. Adopted an animal.
58. Went to an out-of-control party.
59. Met someone in person that you met online.
60. Re-connected with a family member you haven't spoken to in a while.
61. Watched porn.
62. Cursed off a figure in authority.
63. Cried about school.
64. Had someone in your family have a baby.
65. One of your friends had a baby.
66. Got pregnant/got someone else pregnant.
67. Had a pregnancy scare.
68. Been happy about something Obama has done.
69. Considered joining the army. (I seriously considered joining Cadets xD)
70. Got fast food.
71. Shopped at a dollar store.
72. Shopped at a thrift store.
73. Created a savings account.
74. Had sex with someone you love.
75. Lied to your parents about where you were going.
76. Moved out of the house.
77. Moved back in with your parents.
78. Changed your dress style (even just a little). (Oh my god like completely. It doesn't even make sense now. Like, this is what I'm wearing today. xhellodecemberx.deviantart.com… What even. I should mention it's winter.)
79. Met someone amazing.
80. Went swimming.
81. Went to a beach.
82. Had sex for over an hour.
83. Had sex for under ten minutes.
84. Kissed someone you just met.
85. Had sex with someone you just met.
86. Had a bad dream.
87. Had a dream that foretold the future.
88. Rode in a school bus.
89. Rode on a regular, public transportation bus.
90. Took a plane.
91. Drove for over three hours straight.
92. Sold something online.
93. Bought something online.
94. Dyed your hair an unnatural color. (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- When have I ever NOT?)
95. Considered cutting all your hair off. (...I did. Twice. And I've buzzed it nearly bald three times xD I've considered shaving all my head completely, shiny bald before and still am. I think I'd look like I had cancer though.)
96. Donated blood.
97. Donated your hair.
98. Donated an organ.
99. Been to the hospital.
100. Got a cavity filled.
101. Got a root canal.
102. Been tested for STDs.
103. Took a pregnancy test.
104. Carved a jack-o-lantern.
105. Went trick-or-treating.
106. Had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex.
107. Woke up crying from a bad dream. (And shweaty and freezing. I'm cool.)
108. Threw up. (Almost every. singly. fucking. day. still do. did today.)
109. Kissed someone at midnight on New Year's 2011. (...I changed it to 2011. Deal with it. It was the best night ever and I am a proud mother.)
110. Failed a test.
111. Got your license.
112. Got your permit.
113. Slept in your car.
114. Went camping.
115. Stayed at a hotel room overnight.
116. Went on vacation.
117. Took a train.
118. Went somewhere you always wanted to go.
119. Went to NYC to see the ball drop.
120. Experienced a different culture.
121. Helped someone change for the better. (At least, I think. At least they told me I did. I tried like crazy and still try.)
122. Had casual sex. (Scott; I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SEX. CASUAL. SEX. Knives; .....O . O :heart: Best scene in the comic, hands down.)
123. Slept with someone who was taken.
124. Took naked pictures of yourself.
125. Spread a rumor about someone.
126. Had a rumor spread about you.
127. Had someone make fun of you.
128. Did someone else's laundry.
129. Got a new roommate.
130. Got in a car with someone you just met.
131. Went to a college party.
132. Kissed someone under the mistletoe.
133. Went sledding.
134. Shovelled snow.
135. Called out of work because of snow.
136. Had a blizzard.
137. Had a hurricane.
138. Had a tornado.
139. Had some other sort of crazy weather.
140. Cursed off a parent.
141. Made a family member cry. (I'm sorry. It was more out of what I was doing to myself than doing something bad to them, but still, I'm sorry.)
142. Got a student loan.
143. Took out a loan for something else.
144. Cried in front of someone.
145. Changed the arrangement of things in your room.
146. Painted your room.
147. Had a garage sale.
148. Sold something of yours online.
149. Went to a concert.
150. Bought a CD from one of your favorite bands. (All of them, and a vinyl by another band ; u ; )
151. Bought a VHS tape.
152. Bought something else "outdated" (cassette tape, clothing that was trendy in another decade, etc.).
153. Skipped breakfast.
154. Didn't eat all day.
155. Drank a gallon of water in one day.
156. Had a fat sandwich.
157. Typ3d Liiek Diisz (even as a joke!).
158. Drew a fantastic picture. (Or at least something I tried really hard on.)
159. Wrote a story.
160. Took up a new hobby.
161. Made a survey.
162. Created a website.
163. Made money using the internet.
164. Had a baby.
165. Known someone who had a baby.
166. Went on a blind date.
167. Went on a date.  
168. Had unprotected sex.
169. Went on birth control.
170. Went off birth control.
171. Called someone a "slut". (Only Kate Hudson xD)
174. Forgave someone you thought you'd never forgive. (... I don't know yet. I still don't know yet. Let me get back to you on that one.)
175. Stopped talking to someone who you thought was so important to you.
172. Been called a "slut".
173. Had a change of heart about something.
176. Visited a cemetery.
177. Went to a funeral.
178. Went to a wake.
179. Cried yourself to sleep.
180. Felt suicidal.
181. Attempted suicide. (Beofre you say anything, it wasn't a close call or anything, but I'm not going to lie. It was an honest attempt. Nothing more, nothing less.)
182. Cut yourself. (Almost every fucking day for the entire year. Sneaky places, my friends, sneaky places.)
183. Almost died.
184. Peed your pants.
185. Used a public restroom.
186. Vandalized someone else's property.
187. Had rough sex.
188. Had a pet "comfort" you while you were crying.
189. Had your pet bite/scratch you.
190. Did something bad and blamed it on someone else.
191. Told a big lie.
192. Got in trouble with the police.
193. Got someone else in trouble with the police.
194. Watched a movie you waited so long to see.
195. Got stitches.
196. Had surgery.
197. Ate at Burger King.
198. Went to the ER.
199. Rode in an ambulance.
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