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I only understand women enough to know I shouldn’t marry. As an example, my relationship with Courtney.
“Carl, I have to go out of town for about two weeks. Would you mind house sitting?” Courtney asked.
That explains why for the first time in almost five months, that she invited me over for dinner. I live about an hour away, but she lives closer to town, than my family’s former vacation home. “How about I just check on your place periodically?” I didn’t want to leave my