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Oh no, oh no
I just ate some yellow snow
Oh dear, oh dear
It tasted oh so queer
Oh my, oh my
A fly just flew into my eye
Oh woe, oh woe
Why me that I must know
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Literature
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All that glitters is not gold
Though it shines alike
When passed on in stories told
It stands out like a spike
Even though it's fool's bait
We all chase it still
'Till we end up cold outside
Lonely on a hill
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Literature
King of Beggars
If your luck is down and rotten
Just tap six, you're not forgotten
Just be careful when you jape
To not mock the King's given cape
'cause even if you're down and trodden
Your luck can always get more rotten
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Literature
The Mad King/The Enchanter
Every boy and every toad
Will now hear me sing this ode
You will see they shan't resist
When I encase their mind in mist
Spiriting off their hearts' desire
They'll perish in ice and not in fire
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Literature
Skunk Limerick
There once was a negative skunk
Who could never slam in a dunk
So he thought of a hack
And raced on a track
And ended up being a monk
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Plant-Withering Galdor
Hither and tither, tither and hither
All of the plants shall begin to whither
With this blood inlaid with gold
This forest's life shall soon unfold
After I sprinkle this gold-blood thrice
The air in these woods will turn to ice
May this galdor be not undone
Until hit by rays of the rising sun
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Literature
Common Cold
Oh, common cold, common cold
Sneezing all the way
Oh how fun it is to cough
From January 'til May
Canceled an appointment
I had with my dentist
To check up on my jaw post yanking
To see that nothing is amiss
Because while I was healing
From the surgery
A common cold creeped up behind me
Oh so sneakily
Oh, common cold, common cold
Sneezing all the way
Oh how fun it is to cough
From January 'til May
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Literature
There Once Was a Rose Named Mint
There once was a rose named Mint
Who never could take a hint
It grew into my house
And talked louder than my spouse
And now all that patch has is a dint
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Literature
Fireplace
Inside the hearth, inside the stone
There sits a lonely throne
Lifeless, cold, devoid of light
It stands all alone at night
'tis all fine and well
If that is what you desire
But not if your heart
Yearns for an age of fire
If warmth is desired
From the light of a flame
Here is how one raises
Fire to fame
First carefully lay some trees
Not wet as the sea
But dry as the breeze
Then light the kindle
And cherish the flame
And see it rise
And grow in fame
Let it grow
And you shall see
How warmth and light
It brings to thee
Tender carefully,
Don't let it consume
For it can eagerly
Devour a room
When it starts to dwindle
Feed it some more
Fuel from where
The wood is stored
But if cold and darkness
Is what you desire
Let the wood in the hearth
Be consumed by the fire
And when naught but ashes
Will remain on the stone
Alone once again
Will remain the hearth throne
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Literature
Even Robots Can Be Confused. Sort Of
“Repeat turn on the radio, will yah?” asked Mike. “To what station shall I set it to?” Repeat asked. “Doesn’t matter,” Mike waved. “Your current request stands in conflict with the past pattern of similar requests. Due to the aforementioned internal conflict I am uncertain as to what course of action I should proceed with,” said Repeat.
Mike was surprised. It sounded like Repeat was confused. Mike never thought it could even be confused.
“Judging by the state of your facial structure, you seem surprised,” said Repeat. “Why?” “That’s because you sounds confused,” replied Mike. “It seems that I need to remind you that I am incapable of feeling such an-
“I know you aren’t.” Mike rolled his eyes. “But how you just described yourself sounds kind of like a description of a confused person.” Repeat continued to stare. Clearly the explanation was
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Literature
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Born at the twilight of the arctic night
The night has reigned for so long
Only stars and moon give some guiding light
It has been dark all day long
The night was promised to last
For only six months
But so far ten has passed
And animals have been slowly dying en-mass
For how much longer they'll have to wait
And their lives to appreciate
When even the dormant are dead
And can't rise anew
One day the winter will win
With the survivors spread so thin
Not willing to migrate to better lands
Clinging to the tundra of the past
Wanting the winter to last
Wary of the warmer days down south
Will the promised day even come
And if it will, what will become
Of the ones remaining in the tundra
Will they thrive, will day succeed
Or to the night and hunger will they concede
And give up before the day has even come
Some down south hope they thrive
They hope they'll come to prosper and survive
But they, they're just tired and want eternal slumber to come
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Literature
Rain
Here is thunder, here is rain
The dripping sounds drive some insane
But as rain hits my window sill
It calms me down until I'm still
As wind is churning the sea to foam
Tighter I draw my coat onto my form
With thunder roaring there is no doubt
That I may, from fright, just scream and shout
But despite the latter I say
"Rain I like you anyway"
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Literature
Haiku for Wintertime
Rain hits the roof top
Time to make myself some tea
Ah, so relaxing
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Literature
Blackout
Turn on the lights, I cannot see
There is nothing to do for me
To amuse myself must use my eyes
But without light it's all but lies
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Literature
Mess
"I am also tired of this mess
I really am, even more than you"
Really? Is that true?
Then how come this clutter of a house
Is caused not by my me
But rather you?
If we imagine our house a sea
How much would you like to bet
That it is your stuff I will find
If I cast in and drag up a net
"I will throw it out tomorrow"
Or so you've said before
But somehow it rarely happens
And it's been like this from yore
This is not how you clean up
This is how you procrastinate
I see we need to talk
You need an intervention, "mate"
Listen up "buddy"
Cleaning up goes like this:
You throw out more than you bring in
And this is how
You shrink a mess
And just to act as contrast
I'll explain how we got this clutter:
You brought things in more than you threw out
And cleaning up you rarely bothered
Don't you dare blame someone else
This is entirely your fault
That we have so many boxes
That have so much dust they started to molt
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Literature
Horror Newspaper Ad
New horror for sale
Will eat friends and family
Without skip or fail
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While I don't have a twitter account, I do follow @Galder and the least I can do is link his journal
So DA released to the wider public the Eclipse version of the website.
It feels like an app designed for a tablet being disguised as a website. It's all blocky and app-like, and for some reason I find the interface maddening. It registers wrongly in my senses, and I can't stand the interface.

Edit: So thanks but no thanks, DA. I prefer the "old" interface
Oh no, oh no
I just ate some yellow snow
Oh dear, oh dear
It tasted oh so queer

Oh my, oh my
A fly just flew into my eye
Oh woe, oh woe
Why me that I must know
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I don't know. Just popped into my head the other night :shrug:

Note that "queer" means "weird" in this context. It's an older, less used meaning of the word.

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All that glitters is not gold
Though it shines alike
When passed on in stories told
It stands out like a spike
Even though it's fool's bait
We all chase it still
'Till we end up cold outside
Lonely on a hill
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I was inspired by the sentence "all that glitters is not gold." The rest kind of followed from there.

The license above is the binding license! NOT the default DA license! If and when DA offers CC-BY 4.0 as a license, this link will be removed and the license will be updated below. Until then, the binding license is the one above.
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Thanks for the fave!
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You're welcome :)
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Hi thanks for the fav man. You're awesome.
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Aw, thanks :D
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Sinon-san Featured By Owner May 31, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the Llama and the faves. Meow :3 
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You're very welcome :D :3
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thx for the fav, it means a lot to me ^^
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Thank you so very much for the llama! :D >>> I rather like your art style! :)
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You're welcome! :D
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