Seems like I'm pretty popular with birds in foreign countries! I'll have you know that the pidgeons started to gather around me even before I opened the bag!
Oh, no. Being worldly and visiting interesting places is awesome. I wish I could do it more. I just don't understand why your so fixated on the pigeons when there's an awe-inspiring piece of architecture behind you. Oh, and your writing blows. Now leave me alone.
Wow...you are desperately clinging to the idea that I'm not making fun of you. That's...that's just sad.
Only toddlers make fun of those who are enjoying exotic places. I'm fairly certain that you are not a toddler.
It's like you exude some lustful power over them. I sure hope you had your way with a few before your mom came to pick you up.