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I made a bunch of grammatical edits to this one. I'm thinking of coming back to writing, it's fun. “I’m telling ya Madison, if we just hired a couple’a guys-” “No Lily, just no.” “We won’t have to pay much at all! I mean come on, the downsides are practically nonexistent!” “That is just straight up not true!” “Well… I guess there’s no convincing ya until it happens.” “What do you mean?” “Weeeeeell…”  “You didn’t…” “He’s coming in about two hours. His name is Jasper! I think he’ll make a cute-” “Fine! We’ll take a look at him! And if I don’t like him, he is GONE.” “Sure sure… we’ll take a look.”                                              ...