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STAR WARS INSULTS, COMPLIMENTS, AND OTHERS

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STAR WARS INSULTS, COMPLIMENTS, AND OTHERS

INSULTS A tauntaun is smarter than you! You smell worse than the inside of a tauntaun! If you were an android, not even the javas would be interested! Jabba the Hut has a finer taste in food, than you have in women/men! You are more hairy than a wookie! Your heart is colder than Hoth! I understand what R2 says better than I understand you! Does anyone know how to pull the plug on C3POver here? He clearly lost a circuit! I would be more afraid of an ewok! A stormtrooper is more accurate than you! Han shot first, but how could he miss you? I would rather kiss Jabba the Hut! You speak funnier than Yoda (or is that a compliment?) COMP

Dead men tell no tales

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Dead men tell no tales

Upon the waves of seven seas My sails they catch the wind, Mermaids in the water swim And sing to lure me in. In my ears they whisper Soft words I can’t resist, I don’t know whether I’ll be dead… Or lost within the mist. As night descends upon the ship, Mermaids from the sea arise With naked breast in moonlight gleam And demeanor in their eyes, A song they sang of judgment day And now I’ll pay the price. The clothes I wore they of me tore To bare it all and tell no lie An oath I swore to stay at sea And never set foot ashore. Upon the deck I naked stand And in the wind I sway, The mermaids closer, closer swam To

Indtryk

Ragnarok - 16-runers futhark

Moment of insanity

The Journey 2 - Realm of Fire

Panthera tigris altaica

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Panthera tigris altaica

In the winter night, the moons silvery velvet laid upon the pitch black forest. Light winter breezes stroke the Siberian stone pine tree's top, and the branches rustled the snow of them and revealed their green needles. The temperature of the air was shivering cold, cold enough to freeze the breath. The snow covered forest bottom creaked under the light paw steps of the king of the forest. An orange furred, black striped creature, with the longest claws and canines in the mammal kingdom, wandered in the forest. It was a Siberian tiger – also known as the Amur tiger – who was probing its territory in the Boreal Forest – the Sibe

The Journey

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The Journey

Every man explores all the territory a woman hold, yet there is one territory countless are reluctant to set foot in. It is the deepest realm of a woman; a realm only the most courageous of men dare set foot, a realm where spawn of evil is belched. The realm is known by the name The Wedding.  I salute those who dare explore the realm and bewail those who have the guts to defy the spawn of evil. I have made a decision which will revolutionize my life for eternity; I have decided to embark on a journey through the realm of The Wedding. Now I but have to uncover the proper form of disbursement to embark on such a journey. I have now

STAR WARS INSULTS, COMPLIMENTS, AND OTHERS

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STAR WARS INSULTS, COMPLIMENTS, AND OTHERS

INSULTS A tauntaun is smarter than you! You smell worse than the inside of a tauntaun! If you were an android, not even the javas would be interested! Jabba the Hut has a finer taste in food, than you have in women/men! You are more hairy than a wookie! Your heart is colder than Hoth! I understand what R2 says better than I understand you! Does anyone know how to pull the plug on C3POver here? He clearly lost a circuit! I would be more afraid of an ewok! A stormtrooper is more accurate than you! Han shot first, but how could he miss you? I would rather kiss Jabba the Hut! You speak funnier than Yoda (or is that a compliment?) COMP

Dead men tell no tales

D

Dead men tell no tales

Upon the waves of seven seas My sails they catch the wind, Mermaids in the water swim And sing to lure me in. In my ears they whisper Soft words I can’t resist, I don’t know whether I’ll be dead… Or lost within the mist. As night descends upon the ship, Mermaids from the sea arise With naked breast in moonlight gleam And demeanor in their eyes, A song they sang of judgment day And now I’ll pay the price. The clothes I wore they of me tore To bare it all and tell no lie An oath I swore to stay at sea And never set foot ashore. Upon the deck I naked stand And in the wind I sway, The mermaids closer, closer swam To

Ragnarok - 16-runers futhark

Moment of insanity

The Journey 2 - Realm of Fire

Panthera tigris altaica

P

Panthera tigris altaica

In the winter night, the moons silvery velvet laid upon the pitch black forest. Light winter breezes stroke the Siberian stone pine tree's top, and the branches rustled the snow of them and revealed their green needles. The temperature of the air was shivering cold, cold enough to freeze the breath. The snow covered forest bottom creaked under the light paw steps of the king of the forest. An orange furred, black striped creature, with the longest claws and canines in the mammal kingdom, wandered in the forest. It was a Siberian tiger – also known as the Amur tiger – who was probing its territory in the Boreal Forest – the Sibe

The Journey

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The Journey

Every man explores all the territory a woman hold, yet there is one territory countless are reluctant to set foot in. It is the deepest realm of a woman; a realm only the most courageous of men dare set foot, a realm where spawn of evil is belched. The realm is known by the name The Wedding.  I salute those who dare explore the realm and bewail those who have the guts to defy the spawn of evil. I have made a decision which will revolutionize my life for eternity; I have decided to embark on a journey through the realm of The Wedding. Now I but have to uncover the proper form of disbursement to embark on such a journey. I have now

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Ice cream

In a fantasy world II

All the Kills in the Game of Thrones

Tardis leaving

Darth Khal-Drogo

Sam-the-Mole

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Copenhagen Zoo The killing of a baby giraffe

Copenhagen Zoo The killing of a baby giraffe

News of Copenhagen (CPH) Zoo killing a healthy baby giraffe named Marius, has spread around the world and seems to be viewed as a heinous act of cruelty. Call me a cold hearted bastard and what not, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I am unaware of how many reads this, but if you do and you are one of the people in disgust over the euthanasiation of the giraffe, please continue reading before you say anything. First of all, why did they send the giraffe to the eternal savannah? Well, that’s a fairly straight forward answer: Not only was he a surplus animal, but the gene pool from which he originated from are so well represen

Western Australia's shark cull law

Western Australia's shark cull law

It wounds my heart to see a nation I once elevated, plummet to such depths! I really don’t approve of Western Australia’s new shark law, allowing them to cull sharks larger than 3 meters! The worst thing is that it got through because there have been 7 fatal shark attacks in the past 3 years. During that time there have been killed 75 people by having a coconut falling on top of their head and 30 have been killed by a lightning strike. So just go after the sharks and give the coconuts an out of jail card; even though they are the real killers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26000364   http://www.theaustralian.com.au/natio

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Awesome that you liked my comic mate, really appreciate the favourite. Try checking out the rest of my comics if you enjoy my humour...I haven't updated them in about a year :/ but you never know there might be something you like xD