I was inspired to write my own little narrative for this transformation.
"Turn back time? That sounds ridiculous Mr. Putnam. I didn't get to be the CEO of this company by taking undue risks. Even if it was possible, who would we sell it to? As the Vice President of Marketing, I can tell you that the return would be incredibly low. It certainly sounds like an interesting idea though. I may only be an executive assistant, but I the boss would get a kick out of something like this. I imagine several people would like the chance to get back their youthfulness. I can tell you, a receptionist like me has to count on her looks more than you might think. But I'm not sure who you should talk to, to be honest. I totes just started my internship last week and I barely know were all the bathrooms are."