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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 6, 2012, 1:14 AM


Arrr,

The kids are takin' a break so I have some time. Let me quickly post this up.

Dedications:

Alright, I've battled tha kitchen mess, now I have a little bit of time so I best do up tha dedz:

Here are the wonderful people who assisted me yesterday:

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Thank you for helping me out by faving my work. It means a lot ^_^

Bounties:

Arrr me hearties,

With tha little kids runnin' around me legs I've found tha time ta do the bounties that are waitin'.

First from :icondarlingangel0565: we have the following:
A Forgotten Angel by DarlingAngel0565 - 1000 gems awarded, over 300 views in Visual Arts
Sorrowful Night by DarlingAngel0565 - 1500 gems awarded, over 100 views in Visual Arts + Featured
Blind Judgement by DarlingAngel0565 - 500 gems awarded, over 100 views in Visual Arts
- 5000 gems awarded, over 500 views in Lit.
- 1000 gems awarded,  over 100 views in Lit.
- 1000 gems awarded,  over 100 views in Lit.
- 1000 gems awarded,  over 100 views in Lit.
- 11,000 gems awarded, over 100 views in Lit. + Category Frontpage

Note: From now on, anything in the category front page claim must have over 300 views to qualify. This applies to Lit. and Visual Arts, however the reason why I needed to raise the hurdle for Lit. is because it's pretty easy to get on category FP for Lit. ^^;

This brings her total to 40,000 gems. Congratulations!

Second for Lady Riddle :icondiluculi: we have the following:

Teach me war"Old man, please listen to me
I've come to pray you from far away
A hero like you I want to be
Old man, please be my master
teach me to become like you, you I pray
Please make me stronger, tougher, faster.
Old man, turn me into a knight
I know of war that is coming soon
Please, I beg you, teach me how to fight."

"Young one, I refuse to.
With an old man as sad
as me do not get too mad."

"Old men, what did you just say?
Am I not strong enough for your boon?
Why, why are you sending me away?"

"Young one, I won't teach you.
There is no doubt you are strong.
But my reason, you got it wrong."

"Old men, I beg you tell me why!"
"See the crows in the sky!
They feast on corpses after battle
where men were slaughtered like cattle."

"A battle? Tell me then, who won?"
"The vermin feeding on
the men who for glory were slain
Oh, they all died in vain."

"Old men, I don't want to hear
anymore."
- "The battle I don't fear
I canno
Four letter wordsLove
In his family, it's nothing but
Just a four letter word
"You're a fat and ugly smut"
They say and throw out the baby bird
Of the nest above.
Sane
He lost his mind, he is not sane -
A word with four letters
Anyway, he's his own bane
Voices in his head are his fetters
They drove him insane
Help
Doctors vow and give him a pill
Four letters, no meaning
He takes what will not fulfill
Vows to stop suicidal leaning
No-one hears his yelp
Hope
Of getting better, he lost it
The shallow four letters
Realizes bit by bit
Insanity he never betters
Alone he can't cope
Life
He tried to kill himself again
Life - it is just a word
with four letters, so is pain
To leave it all behind he is spurred
His exit - a knife
Words and PoemsWords and poems arise in my mind
Raw, unbound, unshaped and wild
A garden without a gardener
I cannot take care of what I find
There, there, inner dreamy child
The ticking clock screams work, work, work
Words and poems, they die in my mind
Left alone the woken child
I am sorry I follow the clock
HeroesThere are no heroes
Who appear to save the day
Be your own instead
- 3 in over 100, 3 featured and 1 category feature (modified for 5,000 gems). Total will be 11,000 gems

My AncestorsI stare at my family tree
And begin to wonder about
All the names I can read there
And the people behind
Once they were born
Grew up and got old
I see the years next to the names
Did they witness the historic events?
I know nothing about them
Except for names and dates
I was told they were thralls,
Craftsmen and peasants
But who have they been?
Did they dream of other lives?
Were they artists or rebels at heart?
Or content with the life they had?
Had some been to war?
Or died due to a crime?
Were they strong in faith?
Were they naive or smart?
Had they been good parents
Or toublesome children?
Did they marry out of love
Or out of other thoughts?
I wonder while I follow
Lines, names and dates
And reach some dead ends
Were there black sheeps?
Were some of my ancestors
Or their siblings considered
To be daft and a disgrace?
Were some reneged and hushed up?
I wonder if my long gone ancestors
Could see me right now
Would they be proud of me?
Or would they deny I am part of this family?
A tale of woeLend me your ear for this tale I have to tell
Though I'm not a bard I'll try to tell it well
For your time I offer you of my words many
But it's up to you to believe of them any
I will tell of a man and Brock was his name
He had a strong son who was named just the same
Oh what dreadful tragedy arose from this fact
When the father killing of the son does enact
But let me tell you how the story began
Once upon a time there was a poor young man
He had no family but a heart made of gold
One day he met a woman her body she sold
He loved her despite the fact she was a whore
Still she lied to him about the child she bore
Because she couldn't afford to love him in return
She abandoned the child and showed Brock an urn.
"The baby, who was born dead, he was your son.
Here are his ashes, I've had the burning done
Already. For us it's much easier this way."
She said but then disappeared the other day.
Brock left cruel memories and the town, too.
While not far away a foundling grew into
The strong
- Category Frontpage, Modified 5,000 gems. Total 10,000 gems

This brings her total to 145,000 gems. Congratulations!

Chenbeard the Babysitter

Arrr maties,

I'll have to shift tha Sanguine fight scene release till tomorow morning. Tonight's poem is on schedule, but once again me cousin calls and so it's Chenbeard the Babysitting Pirate off on another whirlwind adventure of screaming children and sprawled lego blocks. You can taste my wonderous enthusiasm -____-

Dedz and Bounties will be up as soon as the kids are fed. I'm driving over there now. Sorry about this and lord save me from their tiny claws of destruction and dirt.

This is probably a good time to mention I'm useless at housework =P

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

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  • Listening to: Remember the Name - For Minor
  • Reading: Stories of Hardship
  • Watching: The World struggle on
  • Playing: An old game of Halo for feels
  • Eating: A simple sandwich, can't afford more
  • Drinking: Water, it's free
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CosmoWillome Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I meself has babysat multiple times...lucky me ive got a twin to help me out!

-Allana shapeshifter of the black fedora pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Krusnik03 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Be careful not to step on those Legos... -^-
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Aye, I'm survivin'. Finally home and at peace :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Krusnik03 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lucky you, then. XD
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20Tourniquet02 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Great!:)
Keep going!:)
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Thank ye me friend, I will survive ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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20Tourniquet02 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good to hear that!
What would the crew be without his captain?
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional Writer
Probably fine xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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20Tourniquet02 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Great!:la:
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Mossstar10 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Good luck! I babysit my neighbors three kids sometimes - a 1 year-old, a 3 year-old, and a 7 year-old. Bunch of crazies, that's all xD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Aye I know that feel bro :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Skylark-13 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Student Writer
Oh dear, the little ones again...
You can do it Captain!~ XP
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Thank ye Rowan, I'm survivin' ^^ Home now though and happy ta be

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Skylark-13 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Student Writer
^^
Good thing.
Now get some sleep//shot
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LPeebles Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, how I wish I was babysitting... For me, it's 3:19 am. Creepy things keep happening, and my lab won't stop making this friggin' yawning noise. Oh, and of course The Ring had to come on. -_- I don't think I'll be sleeping... ever again. I'll probably just browse your stuff until I calm down!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Bwahahaha, take yer time :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Relic-Angel Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD The children were playing with dirt?
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Aye they were miss lass with a hypnotic flashing avatar. Don't ye think ye should change that xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Relic-Angel Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It does draw in attention, that's for sure. :giggle:
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional Writer
Or turns people away xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Relic-Angel Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^^;
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