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Happy Anniversary! by wondergirl100 Happy Anniversary! :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 2 0 Bowling Banner by wondergirl100 Bowling Banner :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 New York City by wondergirl100 New York City :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 13 0 Cool Guy by wondergirl100 Cool Guy :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 4 0 Keith Ave by wondergirl100 Keith Ave :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 2 0 WMAR-TV by wondergirl100 WMAR-TV :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 3 0 Antique Phone Booth by wondergirl100 Antique Phone Booth :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Antique Phones by wondergirl100 Antique Phones :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 3 41 Antique Radios by wondergirl100 Antique Radios :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Bendix Home Radios by wondergirl100 Bendix Home Radios :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Silverware Production by wondergirl100 Silverware Production :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Old TVs by wondergirl100 Old TVs :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Crown Soda Machine by wondergirl100 Crown Soda Machine :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Linotype Proof Page by wondergirl100 Linotype Proof Page :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Coal Train by wondergirl100 Coal Train :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0 Long Distance Moving by wondergirl100 Long Distance Moving :iconwondergirl100:wondergirl100 1 0

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Happy Anniversary!
To my bowling group Strikes & Spares! Credit goes to my friend Keith's father for baking this cake for a special occasion with cannoli filling on one side and custard on the other side.
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This is the banner for our 11th anniversary party for my bowling group called Strikes & Spares.
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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The-17th-Man Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2018
Oh, that's cool. I haven't swim in a while, but I do know how to. Back in 2006, I nearly drowned in a pool that was 8 feet under. My parents decided to take us to the YMCA to have some swimming lessons. :P 
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wondergirl100 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2018
Good plan!
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:iconthe-17th-man:
The-17th-Man Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2018
indeed. :) however, the one thing that I love to swim is whenever I put in flippers. :3
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wondergirl100 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2018
That is flipping awesome.
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Fiction-Art-Author Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018
Thanks for the Llama. :)
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wondergirl100 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2018
You're welcome!
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xXTekkenCaliburXx Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Hey again! Thanks for the llama!
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wondergirl100 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018
You're welcome!
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Fartfacegill Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Photographer
Gracias, darling.  :)
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