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The minikini
The Minikini
My first time at Gold's Gym, centre of the bodybuilding universe. I can't wait to have a workout here. I book a session, and the receptionist asks if it is my first time. I tell her I have done gym work before, but she looks unconvinced. She says she will get someone to look after me for my first session. I return to the desk after changing, and her jaw hits the floor. 'Just go in . . . ' she mumbles. Guess the sight of wall to wall muscle has changed her ideas. I pick a spot and start my warmup spiderman push-ups. A pec deck is free so I put on a small weight to begin, say 1000lbs for each pec, and start working out. Soon I am aware of the guys beginning to crowd round me. "Lady" one of them says "I can help you with this, if you do . . . . yadda yadda yadda . . . .". Soon they are all offering advice on what to do. "Guys" I say "that is great, but if truth be known I don't really need your help, as you can see.
All this pumping is making me sweat freely, it is a very hot
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Penny's Big, Big Bang by WomanWonder09
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Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics
Citizen Jane, Part 9
The Beast of Armageddon is dead

Loch Ness, 21 August 2011
The void ship 'Typhon the God Destroyer' approaches the Sol planetary system.
The Overlords of the Universe have organized a 'rescue mission'.
Ariadne goes to the bridge and opens the comms: "Warriors, woman your battle stations, we are approaching the Zone of Avoidance" she announces, "Great Mother knows what we will find!" Rescue missions were always a pain in the butt - all the guide says of the third planet is 'mostly harmless'.
Qwerty jumps from the lifeboat.
The stench of ozone fills the air, a sure sign of time turbines.
"Lady, where do you think you are going?" a voice asks.
The Great Muscle Goddess finds herself looking down the barrel of a quantum disrupter.
She is surrounded by a battalion of Quagaar warriors, the green haired six breasted whores of the universe, who will do anything, anytime, anywhere, for money.
At this stage in her enforced regression she has no more strength t
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Citizen Jane Part 7, Summer 2012
Project Venus

The Maddogs have had far more than they could have hoped for from Jane - now they have plans for her post-Olympics.
Jane is 'retired' from the competitions. She will be taken to Cyprus where human cloning has been perfected, and clones made from her DNA for medical research.
Once the clones are viable she will be taken to a government facility in China where scientists will dissect her to learn all the secrets of her alien body. The Chinese have big plans for conquering the Universe.
Jane is tranquilized, labelled and loaded.
Meg and Diana enter Jane's room, music is playing and perfume fills the air, but Jane is not there.
They find her handlers Grace, Virtue, Good, Soul, Romance and Devotion, who admit that Jane is on-route to Heathrow, to be shipped out.
"We need help now, time to call Buffie Mansion" says Megan. "On it" says Diana.
Cutiepie arrives at Heathrow, and is able to intercept Jane's crate, which is winched on
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Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics
Citizen Jane
Faux News Corp report 21 August 2011, updated at 10:33-
Loch Ness search for mysterious balloon-like object
The emergency services undertook a night-time search of Loch Ness after reports a balloon-like object had fallen from the sky.
The police, coastguard, lifeboat and an RAF search and rescue helicopter scoured the area but found nothing.
The alarm was raised at 20:00 on Saturday after members of the public said they saw a blue object fall on the south of the Loch, near Dores.
Police thought it might have been a hang glider or microlight.
However, following a three-hour search the emergency services could find "nothing untoward".
Loch Ness RNLI crew member, Vivian Bailey, said: "Speed of arrival on scene was essential and we were able to link our search efforts with those of the Coastguard and RAF, something we practise regularly.
We believe the reports were based on sightings causing genuine concern and we commend the actions of the members of the publ
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Commission: Fat Cat's Wonder Wedgie by Ray-Norr Commission: Fat Cat's Wonder Wedgie :iconray-norr:Ray-Norr 1,364 129 Saturn: Wonder Woman Who? by Stone3D Saturn: Wonder Woman Who? :iconstone3d:Stone3D 67 6 Wonder Woman Big Flex by up2nogd1
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Tetsuko's Massive Flex Re-Colored by Fersax Tetsuko's Massive Flex Re-Colored :iconfersax:Fersax 338 53 Freeing herself 1 by maxflax
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WomanWonder09
Belle MacFarlane
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United Kingdom
Favourite genre of music: rock
Favourite style of art: impressionist
Favourite cartoon character: Brian Griffin
Personal Quote: Do right things not because we are being watched but because they are the right thing to do . . .
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. . . not too bad a showing in the medal tables at the Olympics, Britain third in the medal league. OK a million miles behind the US of A and China, but not bad considering. Keep an eye on these Chinese tho', they mean business.
  • Listening to: Lou Reed
  • Eating: chicken stew
  • Drinking: white wine

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Great stuff!
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Great stuff!
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