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Now before anyone gets offended, lemme at least say my side.
If people are allowed to have headcannons of different characters (Straight, Bi, Gay, Lesbian, ect.) involving their sexualities and what not, than so am I. I mean, it's a free country right? (Depending on where you live that is. XD)
Now look, I don't do this normally with gay characters, when it comes to them, I usually just leave em be and never pay them any mind.
But in the case of Soldier-76's sudden reveal that as I've said in a status post and a previous upload. It feels more like it's Pandering for Money, rather than to just throw in a new character who is gay.
Yes, the creator has stated that Soldier-76 is gay, but since when has that stopped people from having their own headcannons?
Since I had the headcannon of Soldier-76 being Straight ever since he first showed up, I'm sticking to it now and forever.
Now I know this headcannon will never actually happen, I can accept that. But that doesn't mean I can't have fun with my headcannon anyway. XD
Hell I now have a funny head cannon that Bastion Identifies as a Coffee Machine.
You can thank Me for that one, managed to hack the big guy's CPU and now he identifies as a coffee machine.
Me: How'd did YOU manage to hack a robot?
You Dare Assume I'm Stupid!
Me: Oooh Trust me Wade, no one has to assume That. XD
Me: Yeah and Your Annoying!
Aww ya know ya love me.
Me: Go away.
Come on! Admit It!
Me: (Takes out Anti-Deadpool Frying pan and whacks Wade upside the skull with it leaving a nice pan shaped indent on his head.) That should keep him out for at least a few minutes.
Me: 0.o (Looks at the pan.) Huh, must be one of those stronger ones.
On the bright side though, Bastion makes a good cup of coffee...so long as he doesn't have a War Flashback, other wise duck and cover.
One other thing to think of when it comes to these types of headcannons, think of them as Alternate Universes.
Best examples of this would be Colossus from The Ultimate and Main Marvel Universes.
Main Marvel Universe, Universe 616 is Straight, Ultimate Marvel Universe is Gay.
Captain Cold from DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Main Arrowverse he was straight (It's believed to be anyway, he did kiss the White Canary and had feelings for her or was developing some for her before his death.) and then his Earth-X version was gay.
So think of my headcannon, Not as an offensive opinion you'd rather see flushed down the toilet after taking a bad shit, but as an alternate universe where someone else can be happy.
OR in simple terms and in the words of a wise man.
"I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own."
That better? XD
Hi again! BTW Wolfy, you are aware you misspelled Headcanon right?
Me: yes Wade, Yes I am.
You gonna do anything about it?
Me: Maybe later.
You do you boo.
Me: (Whacks Wade again with the pan.)
Why you do that?
Me: You called Me Boo, that and whacking you is fun. (Whacks him again.)
(SOLDIER-76 BELONGS TO BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT AND NOT ME.)
(ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE/RIGHTFUL OWNERS AND NOT ME.)