https://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
PIGEON POKEMON?
I SAY HELL YES. If it turns into a scruffy but badass evolution, all will be forgiven.
Also, zebra thing is acceptable.
However...
Those gears are fucking magnemites; ten dollars says it'll turn into THREE gears OMGORIGINAL.
What the fuck is going on with that monkey thing it's like a horrible chimchar mutation.
I don't even KNOW what the pink thing is and the crocodile is mediocre but basically hippowdon.
https://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Black_and_White_Legendaries_revealed
I think Nintendo forgot that pokemon need to be able to fucking MOVE at some point during the end of third gen. Some place around regi-trio and lati-duo. And they never realized their mistake.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LOOK AT THE LEGS
LOOK AT THE SHOULDERS
AND THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEMI-GODS (probably now just GODS at this point because pokemon must be so for some reason nowadays)
LOOK AT THE TAILS
LOOK AT THE DESU SHINY SHADING THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER RIGHT WHO NEEDS ANATOMY WHEN YOU HAVE POOR COLORING THAT APPEALS TO A NICHE OF PEOPLE THOUGH AMIRITE
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